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Get outta the way, ya fat pigs!

07.02.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lorne should make amends with Chevy and let him introduce his favorite band Geese tonight

24.01.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck. I’m at Buffalo Wild Wings and Varang just walked in.

11.01.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It should be illegal to make people look at Chet Holmgren on Christmas Day

25.12.2025 20:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Christmas Eve

24.12.2025 14:53 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dude, he’s the farmer who has the dog

20.12.2025 06:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

MARTY SUPREME - Yes! Yes!!!! Yessss!!!

I don’t know if it’s my favorite movie of the year but it’s the only thing I’ve seen that gave me a contact high.

Only movie I’ve ever stopped halfway through an intense scene and said β€œIs that Penn Jillette?!”

20.12.2025 06:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Varang?

More like Awooga. Ammiright, boys?

20.12.2025 00:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Super excited for the new Spielberg. Can’t wait. Day one.

I couldn’t help but think β€œKind of looks like a Thomas Kinkade painting” here

16.12.2025 16:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This Reiner thing seems totally unbelievable but I’ve had family members that have been addicts like that. You know there’s probably not going to be a happy ending but you still do everything that you can. This had the worst outcome possible.

16.12.2025 02:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There are about 4-5 lines in Rob Reiner’s films that are about as ingrained into modern culture as movie lines can get

15.12.2025 23:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m doing what Ella McCay would want me to do before seeing her movie tonight*

*grabbing food and drinks at Islands

11.12.2025 20:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh baby

10.12.2025 15:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy to see @jimjarmuschhair.bsky.social on bsky!

02.12.2025 05:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hear Jake Sully say β€œThis world is much deeper than you could imagine” and I get hard as hell

27.11.2025 22:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.11.2025 19:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think my problem with all Predator movies after the first 2 is that my read on the Predators was that he they were all white collar assholes who were bored with their lives and had to go do some THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME bullshit to get their dicks hard

23.11.2025 05:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, I’d probably offer MORE

20.11.2025 21:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pardon Our Interruption...

Is this a good deal?

ebay.us/m/CncSIg

20.11.2025 21:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Richard Linklater & Zooey Deutch

16.11.2025 01:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope this Dasha news doesn’t effect me trying to sell my I LOVE LA spec where Comfry meets the gang and learns to love LA

15.11.2025 01:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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14.11.2025 23:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What a piece of set dressing

12.11.2025 03:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THE RUNNING MAN universe doesn’t make any sense to me because why would people watch that show when they could watch I LOVE LA?

12.11.2025 03:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mamdani watched I LOVE LA and decided to move and become the mayor here

08.11.2025 18:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Dodgers really won last week so every bar in Los Angeles would play β€œI Love LA” to promote everyone’s new favorite show

08.11.2025 18:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who grew up about 20 minute outside of Canton, Ohio, THE CHAIR COMPANY is a real trip

08.11.2025 18:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Here’s the real Gremlins news that broke this week

07.11.2025 16:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Biggest shocker in that MICHAEL trailer is that Fuqua isn’t billed as β€œThe director of TRAINING DAY”

06.11.2025 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I requested off for for the holidays three months in advance and today they called me and asked if I could do it another time. Could I spend Christmas with my family some other time?

06.11.2025 03:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0