this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
08.01.2026 14:33
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a man and a woman are dancing in front of a mirror
ALT: a man and a woman are dancing in front of a mirror
do you think that if enough of us go on twitter and demand to face Elon Musk in hand to hand combat and call him chicken if he doesn't agree that he would finally accept? Maybe include this gif.
10.03.2025 17:02
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This is quite a kicker in Thomas Edsallβs latest op-ed.
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/04/o...
04.03.2025 11:01
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Good God, man. That is insane!
26.02.2025 00:10
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Today was my 1150th 5K.
25.02.2025 23:23
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Idiocracy was a documentary
21.02.2025 17:43
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Man, I found this liquor store and there's every expression of Fortaleza sitting on the shelf each week. People come in and just grab celebrity tequilas and it's just sitting there.
23.01.2025 23:37
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Hear me out...Marvel Ultimate Alliance in the Marvel Rivals engine.
22.01.2025 15:26
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I recently got a new LG G4 OLED around Christmas. I also bought the Khaos Reigns MK1 expansion but hadn't played it until last night.
Oh my God it was beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. It popped off the damn screen.
22.01.2025 14:36
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22.01.2025 00:53
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They removed the page about the constitution on the white house page.
21.01.2025 13:18
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So we ban apps, books and websites in this "free" country now?
19.01.2025 13:35
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Last day on normal earth.
18.01.2025 14:09
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Nothing other than reaffirming that anytime I can watch the W's on eastern time they will get demolished
20.12.2024 04:12
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For the next four yearsβ¦
13.12.2024 00:02
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The day before Thanksgiving, Zuckerberg, the billionaire CEO, dined with the president-elect on a patio at Mar-a-Lago. At one point, Zuckerberg and other attendees stood, hand over heart, as the club played a rendition of the national anthem sung by imprisoned defendants who are accused of crimes related to the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol riot, according to people familiar with the matter. There was no announcement that the recording was by the Jan. 6th choir, one of the people said. Zuckerbergβs Facebook had suspended Trumpβs account following the riot.
The things you do when the next guy in power says he'll throw you in prison www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
14.12.2024 02:38
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Bill Paxton nearly ruined Aliens with his horrible character and acting. It's so awful
08.12.2024 21:16
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06.12.2024 15:52
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Sex is cool and all but have you ever been completely toasted at 3 pm on a cold Saturday afternoon with nothing to do except for gradually turn your stereo further and further up while listening to "Green Grass and High Tides" while realizing that nothing matters?
03.12.2024 16:28
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Man, Nate Silver is an absolute bitch.
02.12.2024 15:35
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Lord Almighty, Vols. What are you doing
30.11.2024 17:18
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Oh fuck me that's a terrible way to start
30.11.2024 17:09
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500 straight weekdays of a 5k or more!
29.11.2024 18:04
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One more 5k to go for 500 consecutive weekdays
28.11.2024 15:07
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I can't believe I just spent 7k on a treadmill but after 6 years and over 5,000 miles on a POS ProForm 5000 I spent a thousand bucks on at Costco, I deserve it.
26.11.2024 01:45
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once again, if there are any major household purchases you want to make, make them soon
25.11.2024 18:01
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I wonder what these bootlickers will try to spin the tariffs with when their entire grocery bill goes up by 25% in one week
26.11.2024 00:28
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