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@suddenlyissoon

Jason Lyon is a man already dead, living in a half-world between stasis and antistasis. Time is concentrated and chronology confused for him.

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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

08.01.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 11721 πŸ” 2921 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 17
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a man and a woman are dancing in front of a mirror ALT: a man and a woman are dancing in front of a mirror

do you think that if enough of us go on twitter and demand to face Elon Musk in hand to hand combat and call him chicken if he doesn't agree that he would finally accept? Maybe include this gif.

10.03.2025 17:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is quite a kicker in Thomas Edsall’s latest op-ed.

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/04/o...

04.03.2025 11:01 πŸ‘ 4242 πŸ” 1539 πŸ’¬ 253 πŸ“Œ 280

Good God, man. That is insane!

26.02.2025 00:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today was my 1150th 5K.

25.02.2025 23:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Idiocracy was a documentary

21.02.2025 17:43 πŸ‘ 16932 πŸ” 3418 πŸ’¬ 562 πŸ“Œ 244

Man, I found this liquor store and there's every expression of Fortaleza sitting on the shelf each week. People come in and just grab celebrity tequilas and it's just sitting there.

23.01.2025 23:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hear me out...Marvel Ultimate Alliance in the Marvel Rivals engine.

22.01.2025 15:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I recently got a new LG G4 OLED around Christmas. I also bought the Khaos Reigns MK1 expansion but hadn't played it until last night.

Oh my God it was beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. It popped off the damn screen.

22.01.2025 14:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.01.2025 00:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They removed the page about the constitution on the white house page.

21.01.2025 13:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So we ban apps, books and websites in this "free" country now?

19.01.2025 13:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Last day on normal earth.

18.01.2025 14:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S. Surgeon General Calls for Cancer Warnings on Alcoholic Beverages β€” The Wall Street Journal Health labels on alcoholic beverages should be updated to increase awareness of links to seven types of cancer, Dr. Vivek Murthy says

Who the fuck wants to live in this hell world LONGER? If it's not this, it would be the weather, water or food supply that we've poisoned

03.01.2025 14:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing other than reaffirming that anytime I can watch the W's on eastern time they will get demolished

20.12.2024 04:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Republicans Cut Child Cancer Research From Funding Bill After Musk's Meddling Republicans removed funding for child cancer research from a new version of a bill to fund the government after Elon Musk torpedoed the previous deal.

You voted for cruelty and you got it

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

20.12.2024 04:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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For the next four years…

13.12.2024 00:02 πŸ‘ 32101 πŸ” 4886 πŸ’¬ 645 πŸ“Œ 187
The day before Thanksgiving, Zuckerberg, the billionaire CEO, dined with the president-elect on a patio at Mar-a-Lago. At one point, Zuckerberg and other attendees stood, hand over heart, as the club played a rendition of the national anthem sung by imprisoned defendants who are accused of crimes related to the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol riot, according to people familiar with the matter. There was no announcement that the recording was by the Jan. 6th choir, one of the people said. Zuckerberg’s Facebook had suspended Trump’s account following the riot.

The day before Thanksgiving, Zuckerberg, the billionaire CEO, dined with the president-elect on a patio at Mar-a-Lago. At one point, Zuckerberg and other attendees stood, hand over heart, as the club played a rendition of the national anthem sung by imprisoned defendants who are accused of crimes related to the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol riot, according to people familiar with the matter. There was no announcement that the recording was by the Jan. 6th choir, one of the people said. Zuckerberg’s Facebook had suspended Trump’s account following the riot.

The things you do when the next guy in power says he'll throw you in prison www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

14.12.2024 02:38 πŸ‘ 157 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2

Bill Paxton nearly ruined Aliens with his horrible character and acting. It's so awful

08.12.2024 21:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.12.2024 15:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sex is cool and all but have you ever been completely toasted at 3 pm on a cold Saturday afternoon with nothing to do except for gradually turn your stereo further and further up while listening to "Green Grass and High Tides" while realizing that nothing matters?

03.12.2024 16:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man, Nate Silver is an absolute bitch.

02.12.2024 15:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lord Almighty, Vols. What are you doing

30.11.2024 17:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh fuck me that's a terrible way to start

30.11.2024 17:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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500 straight weekdays of a 5k or more!

29.11.2024 18:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One more 5k to go for 500 consecutive weekdays

28.11.2024 15:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't believe I just spent 7k on a treadmill but after 6 years and over 5,000 miles on a POS ProForm 5000 I spent a thousand bucks on at Costco, I deserve it.

26.11.2024 01:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

once again, if there are any major household purchases you want to make, make them soon

25.11.2024 18:01 πŸ‘ 5053 πŸ” 1157 πŸ’¬ 285 πŸ“Œ 83

I wonder what these bootlickers will try to spin the tariffs with when their entire grocery bill goes up by 25% in one week

26.11.2024 00:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0