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09.03.2026 22:47
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Damn everybody up?
Friday 💙
The coolest thing about my job is they have an art room 🎨
I treat deep throating like a party trick.
I’ll get it down there pretty easy just to prove I can but I’m not doing the whole Viola Davis snot cry along with it. You get exactly one suck… dassit.
I’m a FUCKING earthly delight damn it!!!
Starts rapping nas whole illmatic album.
Better yet… Tag who you ALREADY put through a mattress 👀 (I’m nosy af)
Honestly top tier, no complaints
Speaking of, just got some pussy for the first time in years. Came fast as hell.. very embarrassed… but also… happy for me?
Ignoring the urge to have sex 90% of the time and being an absolute slut the other 10.
It’s very cool to me that I’ve kept up my (selective) celibacy this long. It’s a weird thing to say that I’m proud of, but I am proud that I’ve trained my discernment in this way. Ngl though, I have a lot of pent-up energy.
I didn’t know this until years after I graduated
Not even trying to be an asshole but with so many apps out there, sniffies is not the to make friends.
The stache!! It’s gonna tell it every time
#ICEOUT
#Share
Thankfully it was 🙏🏾
Not at all. The biscuit went one way and the chicken went the other. 😭
Slipped on ice, my chic fil a biscuit flew across the sky 😩
Jill said “you aint no jackhammer, I ain’t no city street” I know that’s right
“Gurl! RELAX! I’m not here to take your mortal soul, dang. I just needed to sit down. Chill!”
Hey, hey... Hey Grammy 🏆
Bruno was singing his asssss off on please me
Durand Bernarr won! That’s so exciting
Instead of OOTD posts I’m creating super duper short films! 🎥
Lmaoooo you are 100% right.
I can talk about this topic for endlessly: lots of twins are pressured to present as some kind of freakshow act where a 100% bond is expected. It becomes A LOT as you get older and step into your own.
