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Thierry Ennui

@heisenbergkamp

Former minor Twitter personality, current nobody

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this junkballing Czech electrician is a folk hero in Japan for striking out Ohtani in the last WBC (stopped for photos/autographs etc) but he's retiring after this bc Czech league ball doesn't pay the bills.
I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy

10.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 1404 πŸ” 310 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 15

When Oklahoma State loses 18 conference games in a row

09.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just fyi if there are any bad posts on my account from now on, it is the fault of venture capital

09.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"god, why am I so tired today", I continue to think on National Everyone Is Tired Day

09.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 215 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 5

We thought this was a professional man devoted to wallet security

09.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Straight cash, homey.

09.03.2026 13:01 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
A Burger King sign that says β€œBIG MOUTH WHITE”

A Burger King sign that says β€œBIG MOUTH WHITE”

Burger King in Kyoto put a sign up about ya mans

09.03.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 332 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 6

We’re bombing their elementary schools, infrastructure, and water supply, what more do these ingrates want

08.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œDemocracy will cease until we can make it harder to vote.”

08.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

bill maher waking up in the middle of the night, reaching for his notebook and scribbling down "I mean, rreeallly? (make cool smart guy face)"

08.03.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 454 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah came back on halfway through R3, but very anticlimactic so far

08.03.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

LOL Paramount+ feed of UFC main event cut out

08.03.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

F1 is good again (wolf howl)

08.03.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Even Rick Pitino can’t believe how fast Piastri finished here

08.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

with music added

07.03.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 225 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

Yeah it’s bad

07.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love that the two strongest factors in Brazil having a competent baseball team are:
1. The Japanese-Brazilian community
2. The children of MLB players and their Brazilian wives

07.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

he’s eliminating the Oklahoma Sooners πŸ™ŒπŸ» thank you sir!!!!

07.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 169 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Been offline most of the afternoon did Trump fix college sports

06.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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E-girl and her podcaster boyfriend

06.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

06.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 11650 πŸ” 2147 πŸ’¬ 111 πŸ“Œ 128
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

06.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 13529 πŸ” 1973 πŸ’¬ 478 πŸ“Œ 168

As for who gets appointed to Mullin's seat, Mike Gundy needs a job and has been watching OANN 20 hours a day to get up to speed on things

05.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 209 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 6

cropped, this chart becomes amazing

06.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 872 πŸ” 123 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 7

what

06.03.2026 11:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you sir

06.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 619 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 1

Based upon early returns, concerns about Trae Young ruining the Wizards tanking strategy by being too good were, how you say, greatly exaggerated

06.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t believe Trump would sully the good name of Inter Miami by advocating for making up whatever crazy rules help him win at that specific moment

05.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I’ve been on the other side of that where I blocked off a bunch of time to go to a conference tourney and my team got bounced immediately.

Regardless, rooting for you guys tomorrow, both for pro-Maryland and anti-Ohio State reasons, and great win today.

05.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can you even imagine how many AI slop Facebook posts there are going to be about Ryan Day fighting through tears to give a beautiful eulogy at Lou Holtz’s funeral (and then hugging Eminem afterward for some reason)

04.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0