Im pregnant
09.05.2025 03:40
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Im pregnant
A white and brown cat approaches me and the black cat, who are both out of focus in the foreground
Another approaches
a black cat laying in my lap as the sun shines on him
He gets quite sleepy in the sun
He loves when I scritch him like this
fun fact: if you put a little bit of honey in someones mouth and then like, lock a ball gag in, it makes them salivate way way more and also makes all their saliva a bit sticky so the drool gets absolutely everywhere and makes such a HUGE mess.
Just sharing something I know.
My political ideology is making women cum
literally me
If you're worried about people remembering every embarrassing thing you did, think about it. Can you remember other people's embarrassing moments? No. That's because you're the only one who's ever done something embarrassing. What the fuck is wrong with you lmao
Happy National Sibling Day! Today is the day to drop everything else you might have planned and do terrible terrible things to your sister.
watching Tokyo Gore Police and quickly growing in favor of depressionmaxxing self-harming fascist girl X maternal bartender yuri
oh my goodness have you never played VA-11 Hall-A
This is not a parody article, Nintendo take 30% of this mans income even after he was in prison for hacking charges, until he's paid the debt or dies.
Said debt would take him 1000+ years to pay off at his current income as it's in the tens of millions.
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Xavier Renegade Angel
Nintendo Switch 2? Looks like you need to switch 2 another console, or better yet, switch 2 a better form of government so that your games, and your eggs don't cost 300 smackers. you've got egg on your face, from when the president smacked you, so face the music. Wii Music.
*sees a lesbian couple* so which ones STAR_ and which one is Jerma?
i'm god's most useless tr@nny
Made a good breakfast but have no one to share it with...
Still yummy at least
Bnuuy
top shortage isn't real, they're just busy dealing with their own bpd related crashout rn
checked this out, its pretty good. it kept impressing me as the album went on. i really like the guitar sound in a lot of these tracks, but i especially liked Burning Man, Good for You, and I Want You π
im sorry for my crimes
Trans people are permanently being held accountable for the inherent contradictions required to believe that cisgender heterosexuality is normal rather than merely common.
im like a billionaire's failson except i have no money and my dad is a truck driver
TheReportOfTheWeek reviewing fast food saying "my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"
Every morning when I read the news and see that the thing hasn't happened yet
