Weasel

I have flown too close to the sun (ate ice cream)
Now I pay for my hubris (upset tummy)

He actually has to live in the Vatican because that's as close as Rome will let you get if you're a deep dish guy.

New pope:

When I’m asked about people I went to high school with:

You got any games on your phone 👀

Same!

How are you upgrading yours, and which commander?

#Aetherdrift be looking wild 😜

New hood, who dis?

Fight my enemies at my funeral

Screaming over CASTLEVANIA Nocturne Season 2…no spoilers but DAMN

I had a snickers

In my great hubris I committed a mortal sin against GOD (ate cheesecake) and now I must pay for my transgressions (rumbly tumbly 🥲).

Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers during this tribulation.

It’s a 3 mana potions (energy drinks) to lunch kinda day

Locked, loaded, and ready to fire!

This applies to you, pup

To be fair we don’t know that, all we know is that he can cum…they could’ve done IVF, in this essay I will argue that…..

Just a pup trying to be a big dog someday

Bro 🥵

I did not want to be called out like this…

You know it!

Perhaps a schmedium or mlarghe?

That guy is soooo fucking smöl. Probably hobbit sized at best!

I’m just waiting for the class action lawsuits to start.

Told the boyfriend I was tired, he told me to make tea. Idk how this is supposed to wake me up smh

A few reminders, the gyms are gonna be busy for a while.

Don't be the reason someone quits the habit and stops improving themselves.

Give yourself time to rest and recover, listen to your body.

The scale is a lie, base progress on how you feel, rather than what the numbers say.

HNY ❤️✨.

Can’t wait to see the gains in a year!

New Years Goals:
1.) Do the front splits.
2.) Do a free standing hand stand.
3.) Maintain a 3.5+ in my masters program.
4.) Pay off 80% or more of my credit cards.

Let’s see how I do in a year!

Haha did that once, may do it again but not now

The start of my ice Tiefling, still got a long ways to go!