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🔮 What the fuck are you talking about the Metal Coat is a container of metallic skin cream and not just some nebulous metallic object

Moppu the gamer polar bear.

Old Sanrio: Hello Kitty is a lovely proper English schoolgirl from London. She is not a cat. Yes, we know, but she's not. She enjoys baking and has so many friends and

New Sanrio: This piece of shit never leaves the house. He plays video games and eats garbage all day. Sound familiar, loser? IDIOT?

Scrubs Review: I Am Afraid To Die The irreverent medical comedy returns to ABC.

My latest piece, originally written for The New Yorker but yanked before publication.

mindpalace.biz/p/scrubs-review-i-am-afraid-to-die

Weed before cider, you meet the spider. Cider before weed, the centipede.

a painting of a capybara, at a luau, playing guitar while a bear, a frog, an anteater, and a monkey cover their ears in deep agony

capybara ready to thrill everyone with his music

the article says he's gonna become a professor. but i have an exclusive scoop: he's gonna teach a new subject every 5 seconds

show me ya moves #ffxiv

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

the distinct but parallel experiences of listening to Pinkerton-era Weezer and Bloodhound Gang of going "wow, this instrumental fucks so severely. sure wish they were saying different words though"

a mug from sex toy company TENGA showing a cheerful cartoon mouse in a "LOVE ME TENGA" t-shirt running along holding one of the company's masturbators in his right hand. the front of the mug says LOVE ME TENGA. in red

i was reminded today of the adorable Tenga mouse mascot, gleefully running home to absolutely demolish his little pecker

宴会芸する艦長

painting of a capybara lying on the bed crying while listening to sad music on its cellphone with wired headphones

Capybara crying while listening to sad music

Injecting the algae into my balls to get rid of the micro plastics.

i'm not an economist but if 900 people can afford to fund $3,000 checks to damn near everyone else in america and still be insanely fuckin rich afterwards maybe they have too much fuckin money

New poster for "Agito: Psychic War."

「アギト －超能力戦争ー」の新ポスター。

#KamenRider #Agito #仮面ライダー #アギト

jimi hendrix, war hero:

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

big sword lady

my new headmate, ten minutes after equipping this: "the hunter's guild is lying to us."

"People using decoy balloons in Gundam is goofy; that would never work on a competent military opponent"

The IDF using American tax dollars:

A blue plastic lunchbox with the masked rider logo and characters, with a matching thermos to the right

Day #225: Masked Rider (1996)

kamen rider build; build's smartphonewolf form, which is wolf and phone themed with a shoulderpad that looks like a texting app logo

many people i know

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

asking my wife what my spirit animal is and she says 'shoe' without missing a beat or looking up

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

ive been in tears over this since i woke up

The creator of ChatGPT is named "Altman," as in "alternative to human" and he leads OpenAI, which is completely closed. His main opponent is the company Anthropic, meaning "human-centered" is led by "Amodei," as in "loves gods". Then there's "Gemini," meaning "two-faced," from a cmpany that says it will do no evil. Brilliant work as always Kojima! [picture of kojima, watermark of @mediocre_mason on tiktok]