putting this in the bank
putting this in the bank
I take a deep breath
and I get real high and I
scream from the top of my lungs
[crazy frog axel f voice] w-w-w-w-whats going on-on-on
the two most important political positions of our time: vote masha, give gibbon a gun
#givegibbonagun
image description: bread roll with leberkΓ€se filling. there is a pair of wired headphones plugged into the leberkΓ€se. text reads: LeberkΓ€se brΓΆtchen: ON π€π€ͺπββοΈ Weltπ: OFF π«βπ«
*taking poison damage three times* oauagh oauagh oauagh
this whole website has gotta be way more normal about trans people posting things.
no #constipnation
LETS GOOOO
finger picking is better anyway. i will stand by this
what is the samsβ¦
me walking with a multicolored (brown and white) knitted hat holding a bag containing a banh mi and a coffee
made a hat on sat, had some fun on sun, and got some banh mi on a mondy. who knows what news tues will bringβ¦
they call me brownian the way my motions unpredictable
slamon dinner in a bowl woth rice on a sidetable with king crow. i am grisping a tiny alcoholic can in my right hand.
enter the Return of Salmon Dinner
queer little creature and gay to be certain too
[Exit Murderer.]
Sen. Markwayne Mullin has died of taking a standardized third grade reading level test. He is expected to be replaced at the Department of Homeland Security by two stray dogs humping.
markwayne mullinβs mom: markwayne mullin
Vince McMahon reaction meme Panel 1 text: Markwayne Mullin Panel 2 text: reportedly fingered Panel 3 text: nostrils of colleagues and their spouses Panel 4 (laser eyes) text: during visit to Israel
oh baby
kristi noem found in a ditch 30 miles from sioux falls, eyewitnesses claim βthe dogs got herβ
Screenshot from Berlin Philharmonik biography on Dvorak: But first, Dvorak travelled to Spillville, a rural idyll in Iowa, during the summer of 1893. It had been founded by a Bavarian named Spielman. And was 350 km west of Chicago, surrounded by fields and inhabited almost exclusively by Czech emigrants. Dvorak, an enthusiastic railway fan, travelled by train: "We were there in 36 hours with the express train." When he arrived there, he immediately felt at home: "I played the organ in the little church often and with pleasure - the grannies were very happy to hear our Bohemian hymns again after so many years."
Screenshot from an MNHS article on Dvorak in the Midwest: "Although he yearned to return to Spill ille, Josef Kovarik remained with Dvorak during his eight months in New York, acting as his interpreter, music copyist, and general factotum and also serving on the conservatory staff. Reports differ about Dvorak's reaction to New York but for the most part he evidently adjusted well to the big city. Frequently accompanied by his faithful secretary, the composer conquered his dislike for New York traffic enough to pursue some favorite pastimes. These included feeding pigeons in Central Park, watching railroad locomotives and elevated trains, and walking aboard ocean liners at the docks. "He knew the day and hour what ships were arriving and departing, " wrote a biographer, "and prided himself on being able to address his letters to bohemia, stating exactly what ship they would be carried." Dvorak disliked social life -- even though he appreciated the desire of fellow Czechs and others to honor him -- because I felt him up too late. So did conducting concerts. Born and raised in a small country town, he always preferred to go to bed early to be able to gey up early for walks
Antonin DvΓ΄rak, foamer
yeah ππ¦
im thinking of doing a bit when im calling someone with my earbuds in where i put my hand up like this π€π¦ like my hand is the phone. does that make sense
the crow π¦ββ¬ is important for her development
monstera plant on a side table. still young but it has outgrown its stilt
my beautiful adopted daughter whose age i do not know keeps growing at an slow but alarming pace
cats are sharp little friends who like to play