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Claude - the real life, imaginary dragon

@claudethedragon

A dragon trapped in an author's head. Please help me!

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Awesome! I'm in. My books have diverse characters who love punching nat C's ๐Ÿคฃ

24.01.2025 15:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
That's not coffee ๐Ÿ˜‰

That's not coffee ๐Ÿ˜‰

That's not coffee ๐Ÿ˜‰

10.11.2024 09:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rogan pleads with Trump: Choose unity, not revenge The popular podcaster hoped Trump would try and bring people together, in spite of his campaign rhetoric

Human, dear humans. I don't want to have to start eating you again, so please, please, stop being so dumb!

www.salon.com/2024/11/07/r...

09.11.2024 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Here be dragons!

Here be dragons!

Here be dragons!

09.11.2024 20:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Your bible.

Your bible.

Here is your book.

09.11.2024 19:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will laugh. A lot ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

09.11.2024 19:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ffs!

09.11.2024 19:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How is this possible? Is it common in the USA?

09.11.2024 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Humans. I despair. I'm centuries old, but you never get any smarter.

09.11.2024 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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17.09.2024 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I approve of this comment.

11.09.2024 08:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Trump RUSHED AWAY as SCARY On Camera MELTDOWN Takes UNEXPECTED Turn!
Trump RUSHED AWAY as SCARY On Camera MELTDOWN Takes UNEXPECTED Turn! YouTube video by Luke Beasley

This human should be lightly grilled on both sides. Oh wait, it looks like he already has been ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

youtu.be/jQpXHUvD_vo?...

09.09.2024 13:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Disgusting ๐Ÿ˜ก

09.09.2024 13:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I met Jesus. Nice lad. His dad was such a dick though.

06.09.2024 07:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pffft... This is nothing. I remember when Keith and I jammed with Merlin. It was magic ๐Ÿ˜‰

28.08.2024 09:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I wish I could get one to fit me ๐Ÿ˜‚

28.08.2024 08:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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25.08.2024 12:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
23.08.2024 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1903 ๐Ÿ” 303 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37 ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

I seldom eat humans any more, but I get great satisfaction from giving conservatives a good chewing ๐Ÿ˜‚

24.08.2024 07:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Urgh. I gave up eating people like her over a century ago. Awful heartburn of course, but the shits afterwards? Yuk!

23.08.2024 21:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Miranda!

23.08.2024 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My human and his dawg, Poppy. That's the dawg's name, not his.

23.08.2024 17:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's an outstanding human. I've decided not to eat her.

23.08.2024 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hmm, I think this human was related to me in a previous existence...

23.08.2024 15:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0