I hope you don't spend too much time thinking you're the global economy Duncan. It's not good for your mental health. Yours sincerely, Excalibur V (International Crime Fighter of the Year 2017).

If you're not in the Dorset area, or can't otherwise attend, I can share that you can currently buy the ebook of 'Stone Lands' for your Kobo e-reader for 99 pence! That's insane value.

Support your local independent bookshop if you can, but read it for the price of a couple of apples if you can't.

My cat sleeps all day and then keeps me awake all night so this gave me a good laugh.
Credit - @dagnylill on Instagram

Couldn't bear to mention it today to my Spurs supporting friend. She's suffered so much this season. We've had a flyer by comparison.

Yes, we helped them look far better than they are. Snide team and they don't deserve to go through.

I'm happy it's only one goal down.

Not if it knocked some sense into him.

I'd rather our players have to play a team they care about performing against. And rather them than the Arse.

I doubt it. He was probably unconscious after the first few blows and until the very end. Unconscious and without conscience.

He prefers the high statesmanship of shrugging off his personal protection to attend a dodgy party at the Lebedev owned villa on his own?

He might come out and bring himself on. Could they be worse?

Trump was hosting a fund raiser at Mar-a-Lago on Friday, as the U.S. offensive began. The NYT reported last year that tickets for the dinner dance were $1M apiece. The optics of Trump partying while US soldiers died is partly what is behind the fact that today, #SendBarron trended on social media.

We're doomed!

Thank you. I didn't know that.

Bone spurs can hurt like hell when the bombs start exploding. Hope he's been able to finish his round of golf at least.

Probably my favourite intro to any rock song. Mick Taylor really added something to the Stones.

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The scene where they jump on a bus and the passengers are so at ease with Torquil and so uneasy about the new Laird. Universe telling you something, sister!

Have you seen my chat message Simon?

Spent a few minutes listening to someone I thought was you on the Today programme today. It was someone from the IFS!

Good on you Tom.

Best answer to the question.

Does Trump still golf? Used to be that fucker was hitting the links every other day. Used to be stories and pictures of him on the course. So, is he so impaired he can no longer golf? Or is he golfing up a storm but they’re just hiding it for optics during the horrors?

Going to be a few days away from when we play them in the league.

Niche quiche

If you'd taken my advice......

That's the concerning thing. Far from being sleepless and fatigued, she had the energy to run up and shank you from behind. Maybe.

Please be careful in London. I have spent 25 years there, but I have never heard a story as frightening as this one from today in which nothing at all happened.

Ooph, that is so a bit of me. Just ordered and Simon does the rest. I don't have to make a mental note of anything. Why wouldn't you?

Just going to leave this here