Lorenzo

😑 wanna see what bruises when you fall on the ice from over 6' ?

i literally showed you the tape after measuring myself

i just look shorter cause i have the posture of a shrimp 🦐

I am *exactly* 5'4"

Lets be honest honey, if i was any taller that would be too much for you to handle 💅

Being afraid to fall on the ice when you're 5'4" is so embarassing, like girl be serious the only thing you'll bruise from that height is your ego 😭

SHUT YOUR DOOMER ASS UP & REGARD LIFE AS PRECIOUS ENOUGH TO DEFEND, SUNSHINE!!!!!

Fac 3$ c'est la différence pour que les hommes arrêtent de soigner leur apparence, mais tu peux augmenter les femmes et les faire payer plus parce qu'elles vont toujours continuer à se faire couper les cheveux.

Réussir à insulter les hommes et les femmes tout en étant transphobe 🙄

Since life is mostly about little victories at the moment, this morning i was told by a nurse that i have the blood pressure of an athlete 💪

Ty ☺️ that's very nice of you to say

The spare belt is only to spank people with

In Encryptid you will use (mostly) real-world footage and photography alongside cryptozoological research to identify, locate and capture various cryptids.

Playable on both Game Boy and PC. FMV recorded with the Game boy Camera. 2026 😊👻

#screenshotsaturday #indiegame #gamedev #horror #indiedev

@thekindlyones.bsky.social a kindred spirits of yours, time to play the game of who has the biggest one

i used to have a nice book collection as well before life happened 🥲 that was like half of it

I'm inclined to say the same about you based solely on the amount of books behind you on your pfp 👀

I hope you enjoyed the #BIGSpringShowcase, i definitely did and wishlisted a few upcoming games already

...you can surely guess what my favorite pick was ❤️

#indiegames #gamedev

It's starting soon, you have been warned 🔫

#BIGSpringShowcase #indiegames

Mothman is the only choice here obviously

#indiegame #gamedev

Gorgeous lighting and very retro vibes i love it!

Marche et ensuite sieste

Better tune in on march 3rd 🔫

#indiegames #indiegamedev #gamedev #BIGSpringShowcase

Also, saying this movie is the worst thing to have happened to Emily Brontë is a bold statement considering that in the 2010's the book was put back on the shelves in bookstores with the marketing "Bella's favorite book ~teehee♡" because of freaking Twilight

*oof* lmao

For as much as i'm disappointed that we are still not getting a great adaptation of Wuthering Heights, i'm having a blast reading the colorful reviews

Seriously insomnia, fuck off

Pour être fair, le wifi sert surtout pour le terminal moneris, c'est peut-être pas plus mal que ça soit trop lent pour me distraire 😅

I wish

Je suis passée par là moi aussi, courage!

Finally got the wifi fixed at work thank god

Omg thanks for sharing! *gobbles them like a feral racoon*

That looks SO GOOD, it's the perfect thing for pancakes day!

Fingernails ran across tablecloth makes my skin crawl

@seaafoam.bsky.social happy birthday and welcome to the 30 club 🫰hope you are having a nice day