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yeah things are completely different today. absolutely.

pokopia comic Torkoal asks ditto to make a path to the pokemon center Ditto makes a lovely perfect path directly to the pokemon center Zoom out and Torkoal is climbing a big pile of rocks slightly to the right of the path: "oh no this is far too bumpy"

🐢 #pokopia

pedocon theory not so much a theory as an immutable law of physics

Mario smiling as he tells Luigi, "No woman can resist the charm of a Mario."

Happy Mario Day

Fat white woman in a black dress in a power wheelchair, photographed in a park.

this is #WhatAGameDevLooksLike. my games are taught in schools, i'm the published author of six books on game design, taught game design for nine years, and one of my games was in a recent movie. i'm in my ninth month of unemployment. what a cool field to work in

Ultima: Runes of Virtue II (1993, Game Boy)

The strong will ALWAYS vanquish the WEAK 😈

I have the extreme honor to take over the mantle of Infinite in Sonic The Chaotix Casefiles! I did my best to honor @voiceofobrien.bsky.social impeccable performance!

Huge thanks to @sonic-official.bsky.social @ianjq.com @mistercrits.bsky.social 🙏

Yeah, this is a constant struggle for us. We do our best to use "funder" terms for ourselves and it is great when others acknowledge and are consistent with the distinction.

Simply put, we do not offer services (loc, qa, marketing, etc) and devs own their own operations and external relationships!

Ha, I think this might be the best AI Disclosure on Steam.

From here:
store.steampowered.com/app/3793580/...

This sounds like somebody who grew up rich trying to imagine what poor people sound like.

We know how cash money works FAR BETTER than you do. You might know systems like stocks & IRAs & bonds & trust funds, but we do know cash money. We know SNAP doesn’t buy EVERYTHING at the grocery store.

This never, ever happened

“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto

Happy Mario day!

This is most assuredly not a picture of Saturn.

"This is the clearest image ever taken of Saturn’s North Pole", they say.

The amount of sewage-level AI slop on Facebook is just gross. And it's all it ever tries to show me. I only rarely go on there, but it's long past time to delete that bookmark...

YOU DID IT!! YOU SAVED HIM!!! LETS GOOOOOOOO

Gavin Newsome doesn't support trans equality.

Here lies Elvis Presley, king of rock and roll.
Look on his works, whoa momma, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Can confirm.

Retail version selling out, digital version seeing strong uptake. Switch 2 hardware sales already seeing a boost at online retailers.

Nintendo have a hit here.

This reminds me of Ted Cruz on January 6 saying that “the voters” have lots of concerns about the election results and so he’s just doing his job by responding to those concerns. Hm, where did Republican voters ever get that cockamamie idea from?

Where is the lie

(throwing separate bluesky discourses together and accidentally reinventing the countryside movement) literary critics would benefit from a few years of hard agrarian labor

please stop spreading false rumors about me 💔

I hope Mega Man: Dual Override is even more successful than 11 and that everyone enjoys all the hard work the devs are putting into it.

"Good luck out there, Mega!"

I just wish I could have been there with you.

A broken, blue heart

With a broken Blue Bomber heart, I am no longer the voice of Mega Man.

I was asked to return for Mega Man: Dual Override, but only on the condition I work without the protections of a union contract.

smiling no longer, thanks for da laffs

When I joined as the head engineer of the Torment Nexus project, it was to work on fascinating technical problems and make the world a better place along the way. I am appalled to discover that the Torment Nexus would be used this way and, now that my options have vested, will be leaving the project

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert