Murph

*rooting for takayasu in sumo*
Hell yeah lets goooo old man Takayasu!!!!
*looks up his age and its the same as mine*
ah...nevertheless

Then you're me who sees that Tamawashi is younger than I am

"mdni" on bluesky is so funny dawg everyone here was alive when watergate broke

I was at this show

Just saw a "should the sumo association ask Onosato to retire" take in the wilds of Bluesky

i have been thinking about this nonstop after i saw it for the first time last night. this is an immaculately crafted joke. maybe the best joke ive ever seen

Just godawful dogshit

I see Spurs have found new and inventive ways to suck

estrogen is magic 🩷

Hoshoryu just straight up bulldogged Yoshinofuji

But also, MY BOY FUJINOKAWA

We'll see you in May Onosato

Not ideal

More like Connor Zilch

Hell yeah™ Blaney

The 12 pit crew shouldn’t get to go to victory lane imo

Anyone but Ty Gibbs

Today has been a masterclass in spatial awareness from the 22.

This is the stupidest race ever

Ryan Blaney's horrible, no good, very bad day on pit road

It's basho time

Hell of a night

Okay so it's not just me

Very much

Don't have to work this weekend. So there's that

Crystal Palace up 2-1 on Tottenham

Look at my team dawg. We're going to get relegated

Dominik Hasek/Bill Clinton

THREAD: Weirdest athlete/president combos from Leaf’s bizarre President’s Day set

Dominik Hasek/Bill Clinton

The lyrics to the Mountain Goats song "Cubs in Five"

Have kept up reading the @themountaingoats.bsky.social book so far this year. Happy March. Baseball starts soon

SVG is inevitable

Brand new sentence