20th century authors: "Did you learn from our books about how capitalism/technology/ideology can go horribly wrong if left unchecked?"
21st century tech bros: "Yeah bro and we put all those things into action, real unchecked-like, just like you asked."
20th c authors: "What?"
21st c bros: "What?"
13.03.2026 12:25
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Screengrab of a post from Mastodon: Kaye
@kaye@cathode.church
Aug 7, 2025
Adopt the Juicero or be left behind. A vital shift is underway in juicing. The Juicero is no longer optional. It's tomorrow's future, today. 40% of jobs are impacted by the Juicero. The Juicero isn't the future, it's a present necessity. Nobody hand-juices anymore. To hand-juice is like an impairment.
Everyone must now focus on the delegation and the verification of a juice. We become less juice producers and more juice enablers. Adopt the Juicero or be left behind.
We are burning every forest and poisoning every river to produce more Juiceros. You will become obsolete if you don't get on the Juicero bandwagon. Students must not be taught how to hand juice. 80% of jobs will be lost to the Juicero. Students must be taught to exclusively focus on how to collaborate with the Juicero. Education must focus on orchestrating agentic Juicero systems. The Juicero is inevitable. Adopt the Juicero or be left behind. Adapt or risk becoming obsolete. As the Juicero rapidly advances toward automating up to 90% of juicing, the skills that will matter most include juice design, Juicero fluency, juice delegation, and juice quality assurance. 110% of jobs have been replaced by the Juicero.
I struggled to find this yesterday but wanted to make sure I had it so I can show it to my students in my summer course. βWe are burning every forest and poisoning every river to produce more Juiceros. Students must not be taught how to hand-juice.β
12.03.2026 14:27
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Q asking "Was it you?" is giving
#survivor #survivor50
12.03.2026 01:28
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I'm sorry is my man Q dropping a... scantron metaphor? #survivor50 #survivor
12.03.2026 01:23
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Jeff is such a bitch sometimes π #survivor50 #survivor
12.03.2026 01:20
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Q playing 3-D chess up in here #survivor50 #survivor
12.03.2026 01:12
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a woman wearing a blue coat and earrings is sitting on a couch .
Alt: a woman wearing a blue coat and earrings is sitting on a couch .
Survivor producers hearing the players thinking about voting out Q over Stephenie #survivor50 #survivor
12.03.2026 01:10
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Mike I'm going to be perfectly honest this is not Goliath behavior #survivor50 #survivor
12.03.2026 01:07
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Iβm rewatching that season now and itβs so rough knowing whatβs coming for them
12.03.2026 01:06
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#survivor #survivor50
12.03.2026 01:03
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Mess Tribe going to Tribal π¬ #survivor #survivor50
12.03.2026 01:00
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Colbcussion #survivor #survivor50
12.03.2026 00:58
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Iβm only okay with this if itβs also a boy boy meet cute a la Alex and Steven #survivor50 #survivor
12.03.2026 00:53
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#survivor50 #survivor
12.03.2026 00:52
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Me watching my #survivor name-twin go after Rizo:
12.03.2026 00:49
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His eyes getting all glassy and angry π
12.03.2026 00:47
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It's called foreshadowing #survivor #survivor50
12.03.2026 00:46
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Charlie rn: Why isn't it a Taylor Swift Idol? #survivor #survivor50
12.03.2026 00:44
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Omg not invoking the spirit of Bhanu!!!
12.03.2026 00:44
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This is not a slight or critique but I have always felt like Genevieve has like 2x as many teeth as a normal person #survivor #survivor50
12.03.2026 00:40
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Hot take: Q is the best new era returnee #survivor50 #survivor (but also dude leave Christian alone)
12.03.2026 00:32
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Omg Emily stoppppppppp going after Christian #survivor50 #survivor
12.03.2026 00:30
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Do a shot every time coach says honor or integrity oops you have alcohol poisoning #survivor50 #survivor
12.03.2026 00:22
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I think Jeff might be finally ready for a RuPaulβs Drag Race Girl Group Challenge #survivor50 #survivor #rupaulsdragrace
12.03.2026 00:20
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Lolll Kamillaβs face #survivor50 #survivor
12.03.2026 00:14
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