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More US citizens dead in one plane crash than died in Benghazi

Cleveland likes to destroy good and promising quarterbacks, they have no interest in ruining game managers.

And don’t just correct them. Fucking mock their idiot asses for believing the dumbest shit imaginable. No one is shitting in litter boxes you fucking dipshits, go put your goddamn nose in a corner for thinking that.

calling out family in person is probably going to be the only thing that saves us from the psychosis of friends/family spending too much goddamn time on the internet.

Actually, my secret is finely chopping a red (or white) potato to add to the beans to thicken up the liquid. I can never add too much chicken/pork/beef stock because the potato starch always balances it out.

Goddamn, that’s a good one. Contact High is another on my regular rotation.

Post me your charro bean secrets, I’m cooking them and a red guajillo chili pork right now.

Outside of the music pun, Finland actually is really cool.

Bruh, Finland is cool as hell. Be sure to check out the Architecture in Helsinki.

So I want to know what my fellow Houstonian‘s secret ingredient is for quality charro beans.

Mine has been using Miller Lite to break up the fond after sauteing my veggies and pork fat (usually from a pork butt, instead of bacon) before throwing it and my dry seasonings in with the beans.

You shouldn't consider whether milquetoast DNC "centrists" are backing a certain candidate?

"Zagros", WTF autocorrect.

All the zagron mountains need is a canal and then we'll be set.

But without someone with an eyepatch, now how will we make this gerrymandered-ass district fit in as a physical manifestation of political corruption in the state?

Local hack-political cartoonists are all over the state are mourning the loss.

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Like a Key & Peele sketch (or maybe it's just syphilis)

TBH, it made me seriously question who I was going to vote for this morning 🤷‍♂️

there's not actually anything needed to finish this thought

Colin Allred, the most boring, milquetoast-ass

Can't wait for the Bari Weiss special on CBS (fucking kill me now)

Monkey-paw-ass election result.

Why does such a beautiful state have to be filled with so many awful people?

Worms. Fucking worms.

Look, man, either God is all-knowing, all-being, and a huge piece of shit, or she's just some dude that kicked things off a long time ago and is now like "mmmhum, yes, ok. oh fuck, oh shit" as they watch everything do.... everything it has been doing.

Metaphysics weirds being.

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If you're in line to vote in primaries at 7:45, you should probably start throwing eggs or tomatoes.

"at the end of the game the team with the most points on the board is going to win."

-John Madden, esq.

Monkey’s paw wish sitch

A sink full of seeds from dried chilis.

It’s a red chili sauce kind of night. Pork shoulder was $0.89 for the first time in forever and I am going to stew down some deliciously spicy chunks of pork this week.

#arbol #guajillo