Like how when my parents used to ask me if my homework was complete before I watched tv
“Very complete, pretty much”
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Like how when my parents used to ask me if my homework was complete before I watched tv
“Very complete, pretty much”
Only thing that might be better is someone riffing on the Cook saying, “Fellas, it’s too rough to feed ya” and the crew of the Edmond Fitzgerald saying at least they wouldn’t have to eat his cooking any more.
🤣🤣🤣 omg incredible stuff
In my 20s there was a guy in my friend group of people who went to bars together who did a KILLER karaoke Piano Man. His family owned a chain of St Louis funeral homes and he went into the family business. “People are dying to get in.”
Not sure what the relevance is but felt significant
I’m just someone else had the same reaction. I was laughing my ass off eating lunch and just had to share it
Beat me to it
Sometimes… sometimes you should in fact read the comments
Someone once told me “the years start coming and then they don’t stop coming”
"vertical arrival" is genuinely the funniest way to describe that. just tickles me for some reason.
and yeah gravity bombs, arty, javelins... makes sense
the real heroes didn't fight giants in Afghanistan.
real heroes fought alongside them
don't ballistic missiles kind of have the vertical dive missile market cornered? genuine question from a genuine missile idiot
the truth about Jade Helm is still out there
imagine if keeping your car idling 24/7 produced solved Sudokus you could trade for heroin
Honor the dead
it's made with bits of real dinosaur, so you know it's good.
buy the dip.
Reminds me of “Terence This is Stupid Stuff”
And I myself, a sterling lad
Down in lovely muck I’ve lain
Happy till I woke again
Tactical perfection is laying down in lovely muck hammered drunk. You think you are crushing it.
But in the morning…
I was I
My things were wet
Old timer looks like he’s got it all figured out. Best deal we ever made, man’s old alliance with the canine.
Another significant factor in why it’s named mustard gas: people from Chicago were big mad about the idea of putting ketchup gas on a hotdog
For #InternationalWomensDay, here's one of the all time most popular pieces among women in uniform that @duffelblog.com ever published. www.duffelblog.com/survey-finds...
“The war with Iran is little more than the joint targeting process unleashed. The Frankenstein’s monster that is the operational level of war, unsatiated after eating strategy, is now feasting on policy”. @bafriedman.bsky.social
Shit now I can never unsee it
Value maxxing in solidarity
Southwest flight home is over sold. Voucher offer has gone from 400 to 800 to 1200.
The crowd is standing strong. We know our worth. The passengers, united, shall never be defeated
Labs. Mine does the exactly the same thing on his bed. Somehow head off legs on is the default
I have two dogs.
One is a girl.
The other is an idiot.
Water goes over a dam, and under a bridge, you poncy schoolboy
On International Women’s Day, I’d like to lift up and celebrate Women Airforce Service Pilot, and my grandmother, Charley Lucier
Screenshot from “The Lord of the Rings” movies. Saruman (the corrupt wizard) scowls at the camera, saying “The hour is later than you think—clocks are springing forward”!
Daylight Saving Time is fast time, an hour ahead of Standard Time. It rushes us through each day (in the hopes we spend more money), rather than enjoy our days at nature’s pace.