Are You Perhaps Looking For A Hidden Passage
I Do Not Think We Have Those Here Unfortunately But I Admire Your Enthusiasm
13.02.2026 15:47
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Are You Perhaps Looking For A Hidden Passage
I Do Not Think We Have Those Here Unfortunately But I Admire Your Enthusiasm
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portrayal of hulkenberg from metaphor refantazio :-)
written by castor / maya
[ #metaphorrp #metaphorrefantaziorp #mrfrp #mvrp ]
Kris
Okay This Is Getting Ridiculous It Is Like You Are Being Possessed By A Strange Maybe-Toddler
What
You Are Not Allowed To Use My Chair
Kris It Is Rude To Walk Away While Someone Is Talking To You
What
It Is Not Cheating I Can Also Run Faster Than You
[ Sticking out one of her long ass legs to demonstrate that she is, in fact, probably capable of running really fast. ]
No You Did Not
Even If You Had Not Engaged In Battle Against The Wall You Still Would Have Lost Terribly By The Way
[ She stops. Watches them do this for a moment... then floats her chair over, and drags them away from the wall like a scruffed kitten. ]
Okay That Is Enough Of That
[ She's slowing down now, apparently so she can talk to them while they're "racing". ]
Kris Are You Okay
Lightners Typically Do Not React Well To Slamming Face First Into Walls
No Not Really
Well
That's Dumb And They Should Understand Me
[ Very clearly dissatisfied by this. ]
Okay Well They Are Not Listening To The Obvious Royalty In The Room So Something Is Wrong
. . .
[ Turning back to the smaller man, ]
Bad News
I Think They Are Broken
.
. . .
Please And Thank You
[ Turning her attention to the Pikmin, ]
Little Nerd Things I Command You To: Do A Little Dance
Oh Ha Ha Oops
In That Case
Can They Do A Little Dance
Yes Thank You I Know
Kris
Kris Where Are You Going
If You Are Trying To Race Me Kris You Are Going To Lose
[ Her floating chair is fucking rocketing past them God Damn! ]
I Do Not Usually Pick Men
What Is Those
. . .
Do You Find Something About That Wall Particularly Interesting
I Do Not Recall Putting You In Time-Out
Yes I Thought So
To Reiterate It Is Mostly Due To My Epicness
Cyber City
But It Is Also My Name
Unless You Prefer Serial Number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N
. . .
"Lie": Detected
I Do Not Believe You
Kris? Kris Where Are You Going
Kris Wait
You Can't Just Leave While I Am Talking To You Kris Stop At Once
And Because They Have No Choice
They Serve Me Because They Love Me So Much And I Am So Cool
Listen Here Striped Boy
I Am Both Cool And Regal And You Are Going To Have To Accept That
