Marie Anti-oinette
11.03.2026 09:27
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Marie Anti-oinette
I can’t believe this nonsense is still doing the rounds.
The rumour that children are identifying as cats is imported from America because a school was found to have cat litter in their classrooms.
The reason? So the kids had somewhere to piss during school-shooter lockdowns.
Reform are morons.
The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."
I think it will take getting used to, but I’ll get over it, especially as I normally have a second screen with live timing, map, and mini sectors anyway.
I don’t know about Ewa’s mum, but mine came free with a bunch of silicone bags I’d bought to cut down on my single-use plastic.
The bags are good, can use them when you’d use a sandwich bag or clingfilm, but your technique wouldn’t work, they’re too rigid. The stand doesn’t work either though.
A bag holder-opener.
I’ve got one! It’s useless. It needs a suction cup base at the very least.
This is how I access Bluesky.
"... and orphanages, and weddings... erm... What else might we hit? Oh, and theme parks."
If you're an estate agent called Aston Fox, you need to come up with a clever way of making sure people know it.
astonfox.co.uk
Jesus Christ. Im actually weeping.
This is necessary viewing
Brilliant. Tagging @punpages.com to put it on the list.
I’ve only seen him on Live at the Apollo, but he was very good.
If you like funny people and you like going to events themed around eggs, you could do worse than the MeggaFest Comedy Night!
Hey, I know that guy!
A blue tit at a window feeder.
Mr President. A second blue tit has used the feeder. (Albeit, months later.)
I used to be awkward like this when I first started working in an office. I was told that the odd glance is ok, just don't full-on stare. Words I still live by.
However, I used to get my fix from an older women in the staff bar who would let me gawp and I let her stroke my long hair.
As others have said, it's green tea, but what they haven't said is that it tastes like grass.
The sprog got into it a while back and we were trying everything she could find from lattes to cheesecakes. It's a bit hit and miss, depends on what it's with.
★★★☆☆
I keep all of my art zipped up in a portfolio case, that way I can't lose it, and people can't see it.
I forgot what a great track this is. Takes me back.
They'll fix your shoes so you can... 🎶 keep on movin'
Very cool!
And she’s back off to bed, I’m surprised she went the distance.
What time do you call this?!
Right. Time to wake the sprog, it’s the first time she’s ever asked to be woken up for a race, she went to bed wearing her McLaren t-shirt.
I’ll wait a bit before I tell her that her favourite driver crashed on the formation lap.
A pint mug of coffee.
I’ve got a pint of coffee which will be gone and replaced before lights-out.
Fuck you, Australia.
Why can’t you work on normal time.
A ‘broken’ slushy machine being rebooted.
Can’t have a slushy because the machine isn’t working.
Why is it necessary that a slushy machine is run by a computer (although cool that it’s a Raspberry Pi, but ironic there’s no raspberry flavour).
