Some Tech CEO every day: "You don't get to own things now. I own your refrigerator. If you say mean things about me I will turn off your fridge and spoil all your dairy and eggs and meat. If you don't like it you go to jail."
People in my mentions: "Lmao are you REALLY a luddite? smh"
The death toll from Israel's strike on the children's elementary school in Minab, Iran is 85.
Being drunk in your thirties is Another Thing
Logging into my retirement accnt at the drag show like why
FINALLY
Bitwarden is free and open source, and I also use apple passwords too.
Unless canvas and other ed technologies actually pick their asses up and move on this, higher ed is done.
Students already have the impression they are buying degrees and shouldn’t have to try for them.
the music killed me
Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
One of the Jurassic world movies. So effing bad.
A chicken walking on the beach the caption is: If you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day
Congratulations everyone
alysa liu!!!
Data and Riker chilling in a trailer and blasting cigs
It’s the freakin weekend
it’s like, i want the country road to take me home and i’d love to be in a place where i belong, but is that really west virginia?
The $38.3 billion they are going to spend for interment camps could fund the annual budget of NASA, the EPA, and all clean energy R&D at the Department of Energy—combined.
God this EPA shit is vile. Imagine wanting lead and pollution back in the air, destroying our environment, just to make some oil money for 10 more years. I cannot fathom this evil
photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
I think we should be talking more about the massive high school walkouts these young people organized across the country. They’re pissed and making people listen with what power they have.
jim downey on the conan podcast
“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”
My point is they(MAGA racists) are gonna LOSE LOSE this culture war, fr
It’s a mark of how much things have degraded here in America that Bad Bunny’s clear vision of unity and love would be feel so flipping radical. Unbelievable that fox tries to degrade it for being “political” - the very idea that we should treat Latin America as our equals in humanity?
I can’t believe the halftime show is becoming the political resistance flashpoint recently, but I’m here for it. As a Californian, seeing Kendrick Do That™ for his community was so powerful even if it was less obvious perhaps to the rest of watchers.
1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
New York Times headline: Libertarians: We Told You So With an image of a big black boot stomping a snake
this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
So, you can carry firearm across state lines to a protest and if you shoot two people Kash Patel will advise you to sue the media and the Biden Administration. If you are in your home state and never draw your gun, and get shot by ICE Kash Patel says its "illegal" to carry a gun to a protest. 🙄
