Shane Richie's 2009 Minder revival

Has a man ever looked sluttier

Heavy lines around my eyes when I smile now. Fortunately, I don't. But time is still coming for me

see you on groovy, funky Channel 27 brother

check THIS out

Got my haircut earlier and a massive clump of hair landed on the tip of my nose and for the first time in my life I understood those guys with huge bushy moustaches. Hell yeah brother

Results from a blog from 2005 making the first page of the google search. Not even the SEO boys are bothering

Alex Parks: Back From Obscurity? One Man & His Blog 27 Oct 2005 — Alex disappeared from sight. Now, she's back, with a new single of original material. And it's rather good.

fingers crossed

I have been staying offline all day to avoid people's audition for the Have I Got News For You writers room and I've got to tell you, I don't know anything that's happened today and I don't mind it

Just spent an hour cleaning because I dropped my phone behind a cupboard that is so hard to reach I may as well do a proper job of it because I won't be going back there for years 👍

Maybe the prices will be reasonable there now

Ricky Gervais:

Mock the Week is back! and this time it's an hour long

Dread to think how much cocaine you'd have to be on to see any shred of star quality in any one of these

I left when he did that. That was the full time whistle to me

John Kearns in a dimly room above a pub, simply unbeatable

cross posting from my instastories because I've had a big goofy grin since I conceived this one

Meta trying to understand British humour will never not be funny.

Lucky I was offline during the heat of that or I would have been refereed to Prevent for saying what I thought should happen to the referee

Coming up 12 years and this is still what I think about when there's even the prospect of a final. Think it must be permanent brain rewiring at this point