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Web developer, higher ed; a11y enthusiast; lapsed bookworm; film nerd; gaming and MTG enjoyer; enraged rationalist; semicolon fan

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“What in tarnation??”

13.03.2026 20:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Imagine her at Thanksgiving

13.03.2026 19:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sounds like one of those “stupid rules of engagement,” per Hegseth

13.03.2026 18:48 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Today's snapshot of American life: reading about yesterday's shooting at your alma mater while there's a bomb threat investigation at the university where you work

13.03.2026 16:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sounds cool and flexible! I’ll read up on it

13.03.2026 16:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

TIL this exists 🤔

13.03.2026 16:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

13.03.2026 13:59 👍 15259 🔁 3803 💬 119 📌 125

a 2028 campaign ad where the average american voter is represented as the guy from memento but all the tattoos are like “every republican president destroys the economy and starts a war in the middle east“ or “trump was president during covid”

13.03.2026 12:44 👍 1634 🔁 280 💬 14 📌 5

$100: fair
$150: inflated but maybe
$200: nah

We’ll see what happens 🤞

13.03.2026 13:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does it have notes of brine? Never tried one

13.03.2026 12:47 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

It's only 8:30 am and we already have today's Quiet Part Outloud winner

13.03.2026 12:31 👍 2054 🔁 402 💬 13 📌 15

🔵 @normal__guy.net
Anyone else hear that boom
5 min ago

🟢 @regular_1.bsky.social
Oh fuck this is it mushroom cloud
4 min ago

🤖 @tech_dev.developer.dev
Claude is hydrating PDS data structures with 14% faster runtimes
3 min ago

🟣 @post_poster.bsky.social
The living will envy the dea
1 min ago

12.03.2026 18:30 👍 124 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 4

I bet he flies them in on the FBI jet, as is his wont

12.03.2026 17:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 👍 25425 🔁 6909 💬 224 📌 429

It’s awful that it even got to this point, but I’m thankful

10.03.2026 20:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They get mad when people on SNAP want to buy soda

10.03.2026 04:04 👍 2215 🔁 935 💬 61 📌 81

Yeah, its on lock; there's only like 16 countries involved now

10.03.2026 15:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Amazing what you can afford to throw money at when your existence is predicated on tax loopholes

09.03.2026 16:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'll be playing Stormy Weather on a loop while you're out

09.03.2026 13:17 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Nation Admittedly Curious To Hear How Trump Pronounces ‘Strait Of Hormuz’ WASHINGTON—While recognizing the small detail was of no real significance in the greater scheme of an escalating war with Iran, the entire U.S. populace admitted Tuesday that it was still curious to h...

Nation Admittedly Curious To Hear How Trump Pronounces ‘Strait Of Hormuz’

08.03.2026 16:00 👍 1260 🔁 118 💬 27 📌 6
08.03.2026 15:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The costume’s so good!

07.03.2026 01:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

ending her career lying about an orwell quote while the entire room is getting news notifications about how she’s been fired and clearly doesn’t know it, perfect

05.03.2026 19:34 👍 6170 🔁 1266 💬 141 📌 40
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

05.03.2026 11:54 👍 26259 🔁 10307 💬 75 📌 204

Not posting the video you’ve probably all seen, but there is no point where Brian McGinnis fights back. Still he gets 3 assault charges for… holding onto a door frame and having his arm broken.

05.03.2026 16:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.

02.03.2026 21:30 👍 3130 🔁 1168 💬 29 📌 28

I had wondered that too after seeing several original printings of PM cards exploding. Is it just a desire to have the most “of the era” version that drives this, do you think?

03.03.2026 21:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
02.03.2026 14:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

01.03.2026 14:15 👍 11791 🔁 3831 💬 145 📌 176

I’m so tired

28.02.2026 22:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0