Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam

One less than I should

Come to find this guy is parody, but when presented with only the screenshot I wasn’t about to deliberately seek out his profile to discern that or not lmao oh well he got me

Anyway those kind of apocalyptic Christians are funnier to me than a survivalist preppers by a massive massive margin. Imagine believing Pastor Jim when he says Jesus is coming and selling all your possessions and sitting there in the park until dark, just hanging on because he SAID it was TODAY

I don’t wanna get blocked by garf bot but dang that looks like a huge choad

Been walking around since I saw that post like “but who is preparing for the rapture by shopping??? WHO????”

It’s just different than I’m familiar with because I’m used to the version where evangelicals are like “here’s the keys to my house stranger, I don’t need it because Jesus is picking me up at 8 am”

The only thing I can think is that in this instance, or this one guys head idk, we’re assuming that 3/22 is the first day of the tribulation that LEADS to the rapture, I guess kicked off by the war probably? Have I put these puzzle pieces together right?

Is there a period of tribulation he’s expecting before the rapture? So what happens on March 22? Or are the people preparing like, people who know that they are wicked and not being saved, but still believe it will happen? Are they believers who have no faith in their own salvation? Who’s preparing?

Every time I know about that there’s been a pending rapture, these people have been doing the opposite. Rapture is coming so we give away our worldly goods. Who needs money in heaven?

So, you’re in a group that believes itself chosen and you believe that people around you know that the rapture is imminent. And that drives them to….. stock up on toilet paper and bulk canned goods and whatever at Costco? This doesn’t track in mind.

Who is “preparing” for a rapture that’s happening in nine days? If you believe in it, what’s the likelihood that believe that you aren’t among the saved? We’re not exactly talking about Jehovahs who think that there’s like only 700 souls in heaven. These are people who believe they’re chosen

Jesus but it’s a haloed raptor in a robe with a gleaming gem where the sacred heart would be

So first, set aside the fact that this man is illiterate and waiting for the “raptor”

A post from corneliusrudd64 on Threads: Costco very crowded today. Peeple no about the raptor and are preparing. Raptor on March 22. Spread the word.

So I spent my adolescence trying to fit in with evangelicals so know that I’m not looking for a reasonable explanation or like, actual answer to this. But I saw this post on threads that just has me like????

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Crazy evangelicals taking about the rapture got me like

Ew

The other and possibly unanticipated benefit of this is that if I do this over like a long weekend I could also take the time to scan all my books into good reads, a project I have historically avoided completely

I had this dream a ways back that my living/dining room area was bigger and my husband turned one corner into a little library with big wooden bookshelves and a cute lamp and tiny couch and I’ve wanted it so bad since. This is a step in that direction, and it’s free!

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Me taking a single step out of the house and hearing my cat crying at the closed front door behind me

Nine feet just of all my books 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

I could organize them by genre 🥹🥹🥹 my comics and mad magazines all together… a witchcraft shelf and a psychedelic shelf…

I have probably a dozen books just stacked on my night table not because they’re currently being read but simply because I just, I have nowhere for them to go

And y’all I have so many books. I have two 6 foot shelves over filled and one little one packed, plus at least 4 boxes of books at my mom’s house (all my dad’s sci-fi, Lovecraft, Stephen king, and all his books about psychedelics and the Grateful Dead)

Cutting off the end so I don’t dox my workplace but look at them, they’re gorgeous

Yalll aaaaaghhhh my boss has a set of three white oak legal bookshelves with glass cabinet doors and he’s going to give them to me???? For free?!?!?!

She always looks so grumpy when I take these pictures

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I did the dishes

Don’t wanna do dishes

Should have bought snacks 😔

I really enjoyed this recipe because you only marinade the pork belly for 30 minutes. I was scared bc I didn’t make one before work that it wouldn’t be good enough but it totally was