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Mom. Babysitting and Cat Herding for Democracy. #WideAwakes On Long Island. If I followed you, it's probably because you're also on Long Island. πŸ–– Navigating the Great Material Continuum at https://www.chairish.com/shop/amostpeculiarvintage

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I live on Long Island, so I especially appreciate this frame of reference

12.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's literally a LIRR train that is the "Chaminade" train bringing kids from the South Shore of Suffolk County to their private school in Mineola

12.03.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not just roll with it, but actively welcome it

12.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm fairly sure that any number of verified mines is enough to shut it down.

12.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a military uniform has the letters u.s.a. on his jacket Alt: O'Neil from Stargate sg1 - a man in a military uniform has the letters u.s.a. on his jacket
11.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is horrifying.

11.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Potash is the K (potassium) - P is phosphorus

11.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is amazing

11.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's the N in "N-P-K"

11.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly most normies are just going to assume it's a frat sweatshirt and not give it a second look

11.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That was my main gripe, too!

11.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - β€œWhen your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

11.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 10993 πŸ” 2761 πŸ’¬ 178 πŸ“Œ 50

Very much within!There are locals and transients, I'm guessing these are new-to-Vancouver transients.

11.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the dirt with his eyes closed and says kinky . Alt: Headley Lamar in blazing saddles saying "kinky"

I like it!

10.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What do you mean?! Where else would one find god other than the bottom of a BWW protein martini?

10.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

He'll just open the floodgates somewhere, just like for the LA fires. The water will get to where it needs to go.... somehow.

10.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok but this past holiday season I got to say "hold on, the Christmas lights are updating" and if that's not living in the future then...

10.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hugo Boss?

09.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh no, nothing is worth that

09.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, this must be a mind fuck and a half. You have my sympathies for ever being associated with this asshole.

08.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
08.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's funny because I live in NY, where most people would think of the latter, but grew up in a rather affluent town in the PNW where the first is definitely true.

08.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
08.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Keep an eye out for @gpetersen.bsky.social!

08.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't even bother, the potholes are INSANE

08.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm having a contest for petitioning where the person who collects the most signatures for me will get a rack of ribs or comparable protein smoked once petitioning is over.

08.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(straight) Ladies, learn how to paint Warhammer minis and they'll carry you around in a sedan chair

07.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the past few days the Sunoco on Vets and Broadway went from 2.99, to 3.25 yesterday, to 3.43 earlier today.

06.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Everything else aside, is the older I get and the more we live in a dystopia the harder it is to ignore that Firefly is fundamentally a lost cause narrative.

I don't want to root for the confederates.

05.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 329 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 7