✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨

I just realized the lights in my room are on and I

don't remember WHEN I turned them on

So basically a nazi

What does that even mean...

It never was 😩✊

Okay bet 👅👅 my phone number is 69420

ima need this

Oh, how I wish to be irresponsible and expend all of my money thinking that's future cabbage's problem 😩😩😩✊✊✊

Wait...hold on... I'll literally need to write this down so I can understand who is who in that metaphor 😩💀✊

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT ABOUT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I REGRETTED IT

I COMPLETELY FORGOT TODAY WAS WEDNESDAY

Are we visiting Jesus or smth 😭✊

WHAT IS A BUG BUCKET OMG 😭😭😭😭😭😭

That's what she said

How could someone be so perfect...

Maybe there's no one like me in the whole world...

I'm not doing it dw 😭😭 I was just posting this random ✨concept✨ my mind came up with 🤪🤪🤙🤙

I think there is no one like me in my whole town and that's sad bc then How will I

Gonna nap and skip class bye

What if I was rotten and smelled really bad

Cutting off a mole with scissors at home

Men can be mf too

Like, meaning and sound

What's the difference between ms and mrs

Thanks!

@tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social

Huuummmmmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

I'm weak tho, sorry, I'll try my best

But I'm good at organizing!

There are plenty of options and I don't remember what I was thinking when I posted that 😭😭😭

I could also be a boiled egg, scrambled, fried, caviar, Easter's, humpty Dumpty, an egg cell....

Tf is this