Steve "Fascists are Horrible People" Tassie 🇨🇦

Did someone just admit to being immortal?

My files do not seem to include Jason Goes to Hell, so we're moving on to Jason Goes to Space. It's ridiculous and objectively bad, but I love it unapologetically.

*Should be called Jason Takes a Boat, and then Another Boat, then Eventually Takes Times Square. Admittedly not a good title, but then it's not a good movie, so there's that.

Continuing last month's Friday the 13th movie marathon. We watched the first 6 in February. Today we've watched Part VII, and are currently "enjoying" Jason Takes Manhattan*...

6 years ago today the world had the chance to do something incredible and change for the better. Instead we bitched and whined, and vilified public health officials. Some people have the world that they deserve. Sadly the rest of us are along for the ride.

"Roadkill Wombats" is a fantastic punk band name.

We played Evolution.

Shelves full of board games. The shot is taken at an angle so the shelves slant off to the right, making some titles less visible than others. The clear titles include Clank, Lords of Waterdeep, Catan Starfarers, Netrunner, Star Wars Rebellion, Menara, Villa Paletti, Memoir '44, Small World, Santiago, New Frontiers, Alien Frontiers, Azul, Tobago, Medina, Tokyo Highway, Tribes, Last Night on Earth, Tikal, and more

Game Night tonight! Going to be 5 players. What would you play? Or what would you play FIRST?

The Middle East should have just done what Canada does, to avoid all this oil blockade at Hormuz: just build environment-killing pipelines all over the place! Problem solved!

Eyesore Cinema Video Store in Toronto

But another one kind of like it does still exist. If anyone is in Toronto and looking for a cool video store where they have obscure stuff, and the staff know what they are talking about, check out Eyesore Cinema at Bloor & Dufferin!
eyesorecinema.com

I frequently quote this movie. The only movie I can think of featuring both Pete Postlethwaites (I used to confuse Alun Armstrong & Pete Postlethwaite)

Sadly, their store no longer exists. The entire block it was located on is now a condo tower.

I rented Dark City from an indie video store back in the day. Before the Director's Cut was a thing. The staff had put a post-it note on it warning to turn the sound off for the first 30 seconds to avoid the spoilertastic voice over. Not all heroes wear capes.

I got 0.0044, and my wife got 0.0032. Told we should be setting colours professionally.

im grabbing your hand to tell you. it’s not too late to start wearing a mask again. it’s better to wear a mask 1/4 of the time (or whatever your percent looks like) than not at all. there’s no shame in starting to be covid safe again even if you havent been for a long time. its okay

Secretary of War Crimes, Pete Hegseth, doesn't seem to understand that when you put "fighter" after a word, you are talking about someone who fights against that thing. Crime fighters, fire fighters, etc. A "war fighter" is a hippy, not a soldier.

Unless every musical production gets a nomination????
It is not well written, the jokes are a mix of stolen jokes and terrible puns, and most of the songs are filler. But with a 2.5 hour run time, filler is the last thing Shucked needs.
Ugh.

Shucked sucked. I was about to make a joke about it being "HeeHaw the Musical," except upon doing some research into it, Shuck ACTUALLY evolved from an earlier work entitled "Moonshine: the HeeHaw Musical."
How this thing got a nomination for Best Musical at the Tony Awards is a mystery to me...

Pandemic is easier to win with just two players - Medic & the Dispatcher would seem to be the dream team.

Please get off substack. It's well known that they platform and monetize nazis. If the platform you use endorses nazis, you're using a nazi platform.

Hey my dudes, if you’re ever out late at night, and you think you might rape someone, call me and I’ll stay on the phone with you until you’re sure you are okay and everyone is safe.

Canadian? 2SLGBTQIA+ or ally? Sign this petition. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

I mean the EPA used to sort of been a massive air & water protection subscription (with hundreds of millions of subscribers), then Trump destroyed it.

If the mega-corporations are hell-bent on turning everything we want into a subscription service, why has nobody launched the BEEZ app, where you subscribe to having healthy pollinators, or an H2O app that lets you pay a monthly fee to ensure the corporations don't pollute all our water?

A personal favourite of mine! Love the lazy Susan addition.

Jelly Tots. Do they not count?

Restoration Games' best work. Yes, I'm aware of Unmatched. I said what I said.

So he's planning to protect the rights of immigrants and strip them of the ICE agents killing and raping people in detention camps and on the streets of the USA? Right?

It only replaces them because the people who have been buying art are so cheap that free, uncanny AI slop is preferable to paying actual artists and graphic designers. AI slop isn’t replacing people because it’s good.

AI is fraudulent bubble that's about to burst. Stop hyping it up; you make Canada look foolish by doing so. AI kills people in more way than one, and it steals from artists, instead of letting them work and contribute to the economy.