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You cant coexist on a planet with people get so much glee out of bombing elementary schools. Its them or us.

Guys like this, they shouldn't be alive.

the secretary of defense knows exactly what “no quarter” means, you fucking idiots

Maddie kneels facedown on a large gray sofa, with their ass spread close to the viewer’s face. Maddie is rubbing their clit with long blue nails making their pink asshole pucker for the camera. Maddie is wearing a bright red bralette and black leather hip straps with silver buckles.

pov: oiling up🤭

#nsfw #queernsfw #ass

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Maddie’s frontal tattoos are framed by a black string bikini, and the curve of underboobs.

Maddie poses playfully in a black string bikini. They are facing the camera with the front of their torso, and showing off their tattoos.

Playing hard to forget😉

#nsfwsky #amatuer #bikini
#tattoos #realnsfw #alt
#redhead #nsfw #redhead

Tableau of weird toy clowns for sale

Sign that says Find A Forever Friend! with picture of a clown saying I AM NON-RETURNABLE.

Sign saying NOTHING SAYS AX-MAN LIKE A CRATE OF CLOWNS

Ax-Man Surplus in Saint Paul is a very hard place to describe but if you’ve been there, this picture Jill Moe took makes sense.

an NES video game cartridge with the label torn off, revealing only a torn white piece of paper that has a hand drawn stick figure and the word Contra at the top

I went by a few used game stores after my interview today (turns out Limited Run Games also sells used games, which rocks!) and at one of them I found this amazing copy of Contra for NES:

gross to just offer up his kid like that when literally no one asked

no listen, I need this many pillows. they all have a purpose. there's head pillow, wall buffer pillow, cuddler (left), cuddler (right), sound muffler pillow, and utility pillow. it's a carefully balanced system and getting rid of any of them would make the whole thing fall apart

I'm thinking the weird flavors

MAN CMON

Ok, don't be mad at me but...

Every year the news slouches closer to an all clickbait model, where every article is called “this will make you mad”

Americans love bragging they can't be stopped from doing something that no one is stopping them from doing.

Hey beverage enjoyers, there is an announcement out there of Fair State releasing their core brands under new labels, and I just want to reiterate that the beer & THC bevs are still fully Union Made! So please keep prioritizing them in your purchasing!

He strikes again.

I cannot relate to anyone who wouldn't drop everything when their girl says they want their pussy ate. 🤷🏼‍♂️ The bar is so low, that's like bare minimum shit, and you deserve it.

Chris Pratt and Charlie Day are going to pop out of that thing next week for a photo op

Jesus. That's quite a list 😬

I haven't kept up with her in 20 years since I was a young man who just thought she was hot. Had no idea this was a thing. I could totally Google it, but can you say more?

If your ever in Denver, look up Jerusalem restaurant near DU. It's been there for like 30 years. The falafel and all the food I've ever eaten there is good, but their pastries are killer.

you had to go and make timothee chalamet a movie star. daniel radcliffe would never have done this to you

Brian Wilson: I’m going to need 9 years and this list of musical instruments only made in the mountains of Nepal to create my masterpiece, it’s called Goofy Goo Bananas

I AM COUNTING TO THREE

Appreciated this AP live update. Thank you.

I want you toknow that proclamations like this come from the softest dude you will ever meet whose greatest challenge in life is waiting ten minutes in line at Merridee's

movie is such a great name for them. yeah they do