Mark Hill

Secret Frasier

Okay, come on now

Every day my spam folder fills up with offers from sketchy online casinos and I think my favourite of the bunch has to be DudeSpin Casino. Unclear if ladies would be unwelcome or, in fact, very enthusiastic about what's going on over there.

Congratulations to Alek Jacob and 17 men named Dante Spaghettini on their historic performance against the Americans

A liquor store ad for Pabst Blue Ribbon calling it a “Winter Escape Beer”

The saddest ad I have ever seen

I should be doing my taxes, not studying the Baseball Reference page of bullpen guys I've never heard of

It's so beautiful and horrible to be parsing crap like this about baseball in March. I was just finished getting mad at the TV back in November and now I'm already back.

Honestly a lot of what's going on now does feel like someone is trying to hard to world-build a modern BioShock sequel

They can't just keep dropping in new ones like this. "Kai" Trump. Okay, sure. That's not a real one. Nice try.

Daniel knows so much about Pokemon that it is now a matter of public record in my country

They should bring back sports fiction magazines. I should be able to make 150 bucks writing a story about a thinly veiled Paul Skenes getting involved in a diamond smuggling operation

30 Years Later, The Coen Brothers' First Noir Masterpiece Is Still Chilling It's hard to imagine where the two Coens would be without 'Fargo.'

Fargo? No, you don't have to go far at all to read my 30-year retrospective. It's right here: www.inverse.com/entertainmen...

Just remembered that there was a Halo TV series. We were so young and innocent

I am the world’s tallest man.

This is why I prefer to use an ereader, I can impress whoever asks me by saying Infinite Jest regardless of what I’m actually reading

Lots of people are making fun of this but he’s just quoting his favourite Godspeed You! Black Emperor track. Longtime fan.

Trying to decide if there’s anything more annoying than “you left items in your cart” emails. Employees in stores don’t follow me around saying, “Hey, man, you were really eyeing those refried beans for a while, sure you don’t want me to grab ‘em for ya?”

Reddit saying "Because you visited r/diabetes" I should read a post called "Diabetes"

Thanks, Reddit, that suggestion makes sense

Buddy, most people won’t even click the link to it

Why is Blue Sky not popping off with post after post about Australia/Czechia baseball, does this place not have the sports "juice" after all

I don't think Isaac Chotiner would actually be calling most of you

I think I've found the problem. They should try publishing some books on Thursday. Space them out a little.

Why is he dressed like that

The World Baseball Classic is a beautiful expression of the sport's internationalism... every game is like, "The Netherlands are represented by eight men named Dutch van Dermann and minor leaguer Jimmy De La Cruz, whose father spent one night in Rotterdam when he backpacked across Europe in 1991."

These kinds of stories are easy engagement fodder but you have to remember that a lot of those followers are just bots that are really into feet

Getting my "Passion of the Christ Ending Explained" and "Is The Last Temptation of Christ based on a book?" SEO hits ready for Easter

Doing a gimmicky scene where you interact with a historical figure but it’s Italo Calvino

Looking up a foreign word and it’s cool that Google’s “people also ask” suggestions just send you to the wrong parts of YouTube videos now

A YouTube stream of live Skittles, which is what the British call bowling, kind of?

I know there's a lot going on, but is anyone else catching Splitz & Giggles v. the Last Six on YouTube right now

30 Years Ago, Deep Space Nine Teased A Major Turning Point The path of the prophets isn't always clear.

During these trying times, I have a Deep Space Nine retrospective for you www.inverse.com/entertainmen...