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Dude, that outfit slays!

In a good way, a good badass first officer way.

Oops! All Guardians

@parisflyboy.bsky.social

Oh my god, it’s Tom Paris! And no, I definitely did not confuse you for Nick Locarno at all, even if you two somehow look hauntingly identical.

You guys wanna know something SUPER embarrassing about Dirk? Other than his love for Tellarite slop jazz?

Ooo! We’re finally hunting down Murakami!

He’s on the Hood. Pretty sure that he’s going on leave.

Ooo! You goin’ down now Mura!

Scene from Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country. We're on ship, it's dark, and we're in some kind of back section where you crawl to work on stuff. Bones is bent over working on said stuff, and Spock is leaning over him, also looking at the stuff Bones is working on. Closed caption reads, "I'd give real money if he'd shut up."

Quit being in denial, you DEFINITELY need a therapist

Heyyy @goddessofempathy.bsky.social I was wondering if you could give Captain Murakami a psych eval. Cause he looks like he needs one.

Well, the fact that you’re saying that you don’t need a therapist makes me think that you really need one.

Oh cool. That’s honestly one of my favorite rumors to spread.

|| Was watching Lower Decks again and this somehow perfectly summarized Freeman transferring Beckett to Starbase 80

He’s damn right that I’m cool.
And I’m sure he told you about that black ops rumor about me as well.

How much has Boims said about me? Anything good? Anything about me being a badass?

Yo, what up ensign.

Trust me, it’s gonna be very satisfying when Murakami’s reputation gets destroyed.

Well… Mura is problematic, and everyone in Starfleet seems to not pay attention to it. Except for me, and I’m making it my job to expose his problematic nature and tarnish his reputation.

Yeah it’s a good thing you aren’t… cause he did try and execute two random officers from the Cerritos.

Captain of the Hood, plus he has a very problematic command style and is incredibly strict.

Oh good… I’m on Murakami’s list.

Describe a Star Trek poorly but accurately

Groundhog Day Enterprise-D edition

𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬… 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞…𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐑𝐀𝐙𝐎𝐑

They did. Plus he’s Dominion War veteran like me, so at least I have someone I can relate to.

Yeah, I do miss that time when he was scared of me. But he’s more confident lately, and he reluctantly took on a proper first officer. You’d actually like them, they’re really cool.

I had my doubts about Ransom as captain at first… because nobody seems to remember the problematic reputation of the Ransom that commanded the Equinox.

As for Murakami, he was gonna execute those two Delta Shifters from the Chu Chu dance whose names I refuse to remember because they’re the worst.

And I have heard that Jack is filing a complaint against Murakami for his questionable command style.

Oh I did tear him a new one. That was before both our ships had a little cowboy standoff in orbit over a little incident involving Murakami wanting to execute two of our officers for absolutely no reason other than incompetence.

But Jack definitely sent me to the brig after the whole thing.

Both cool and a bit bad. First good news is that Jack was forced to get a proper first officer, annnd then we had to partake in a joint operation with the Hood which sucked… Captain Murakami is SUCH a dick compared to DeSoto! You should’ve been there when he berated Jack, the guy was fuming.