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YA author, artist, historian, & cat lady. Last name rhymes with "smash." DREAM TO ME: out now via Feiwel & Friends! Rep'd by @socalledyalife.bsky.social Location: Outside Seattle near some cows Website: https://meganpaasch.com She/Her

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They were talking about another late train. Another crew member over the PA: "Copy that, dawg. [something I didn't catch]... when it shows up. And gets its personal therapy needs taken care of."

It's late, we're about 30 mins to the end of the line. They're getting slaphappy. ๐Ÿ˜‚

11.03.2026 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm on a train. The conductor just now: "Attention crew. Attention all crew. Including you, Ben. ESPECIALLY you, Ben..."

11.03.2026 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 17433 ๐Ÿ” 5766 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 129 ๐Ÿ“Œ 101

This is fantastic!

11.02.2026 00:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fascinating.

03.02.2026 21:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Genuinely didn't think this would happen. Good.

03.02.2026 14:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 676 ๐Ÿ” 86 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

ICE and Republicans and officials just blithely ignoring court orders--at what point do they actually get put in jail for contempt? God knows if one of *us* tried any of this nonsense we'd be locked up faster than a finger-snap.

28.01.2026 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Crap, I just realized they kind of did that in The Hunger Games.

28.01.2026 20:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup! I mean, if nothing else, people can just start yelling and screaming. They gonna ban vocal cords?

28.01.2026 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yeah, that reminds me. I have filament here for making more whistles. Banning whistles? Let me make some more.

28.01.2026 19:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
BILLY BRAGG - CITY OF HEROES
BILLY BRAGG - CITY OF HEROES YouTube video by Billy Bragg

I wrote this yesterday about the hero city of Minneapolis

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKOW...

26.01.2026 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 5870 ๐Ÿ” 2411 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 204 ๐Ÿ“Œ 399

Apparently we need to use Vampire rules

28.01.2026 19:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you!

28.01.2026 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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US to send ICE agents to Winter Olympics, prompting Italian anger The US federal agency says it will not play an immigration role at February's event in Milan-Cortina.

Ban us from the Olympics. For real. Fucking ban us. Put your foot down.

www.bbc.com/news/article...

28.01.2026 02:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2497 ๐Ÿ” 516 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 42

A mutual aid organizer in Minneapolis told us that Ilhan Omar pops in to help with the foodbank.

No press, no photos, she just shows up and asks the organizers where she should pitch in.

11.01.2026 02:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2908 ๐Ÿ” 433 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 23
Animal Crossing character standing under a newly designed island flag : dark blue background with the white letters ICE circled in red with a line through it.

Animal Crossing character standing under a newly designed island flag : dark blue background with the white letters ICE circled in red with a line through it.

Sylvia the kangaroo in Animal Crossing saying, "Good to see you, ICE sucks! You're welcome anytime."

Sylvia the kangaroo in Animal Crossing saying, "Good to see you, ICE sucks! You're welcome anytime."

Flo the penguin in Animal Crossing practicing the new greeting they've just learned: "'Even penguins hate ICE...' Not bad! I'm into it!"

Flo the penguin in Animal Crossing practicing the new greeting they've just learned: "'Even penguins hate ICE...' Not bad! I'm into it!"

I've been teaching my residents some new phrases and things, too.

28.01.2026 03:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So anyway, I'm back on my island again, hyperfocussing on decorating hotel rooms while the world around me burns. It's fine, we're fine, this is fine. #animalcrossing

20.01.2026 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It seems Animal Crossing has come out with an update at just the time when we all need the comfort of our little island again.
#animalcrossing

20.01.2026 22:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hey I like that we're all posting thru it but I also wanted to say, in case anybody else is feeling it, that I'm pretty scared and genuinely think that we've passed a real rubicon in the past week or so and that being at the mercy of a handful of dumbfuck lunatics really does a number on your soul.

20.01.2026 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2883 ๐Ÿ” 510 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67 ๐Ÿ“Œ 39

WHAT THE ACTUAL EFF NEWS DID I JUST WAKE UP TO?

03.01.2026 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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USPS Announces Changes to the Postmark Date System The United States Postal Service (USPS) has adopted a final rule (FR Doc.

As of 12/24/25, USPS changed policy on when they postmark mail. Mail dropped off is no longer guaranteed a same-day postmark. Tax returns & other time-sensitive items are now stamped when they reach a regional processing center, which may be days later. Plan deadlines accordingly to avoid penalties.

29.12.2025 16:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2058 ๐Ÿ” 1682 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 245 ๐Ÿ“Œ 659

AND WEAR A FUCKING MASK

29.12.2025 02:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 426 ๐Ÿ” 114 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

From what I've heard, he truly is. Someone I went to high school with worked for him for a long time (might still) and had nothing but good things to say.

21.12.2025 03:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And yes, I know that's becoming more common in the gaming industry, but that doesn't make it ethical or ok.

21.12.2025 02:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damnit! I was really enjoying this game. If I had known gen AI had been used at any point in the process, I would not have bought it.

21.12.2025 02:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"but what if they can't draw" here's hideo kojima making level blockouts for metal gear solid 1 and 2 with LEGO

I am begging AI bros to use their brains for two seconds

18.12.2025 17:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 6021 ๐Ÿ” 1961 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62 ๐Ÿ“Œ 54

"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out

pick up a pencil and a napkin

18.12.2025 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 20650 ๐Ÿ” 7469 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 206 ๐Ÿ“Œ 266

Right?? I also learned that one theory for why some birds (like chickens & pigeons) bop their heads back and forth when they walk is that it helps with depth perception.

17.12.2025 15:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have wondered about this, too! Because I know our brains do some processing to interpret what our eyes are taking in, so theirs must do that, too. But what does that then end up looking like to them??

17.12.2025 15:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just learned that the reason owls need to be able to turn their heads so far around is because they don't have eyeballs. No really, their eyes aren't ball-shaped, and they can't move them, so instead, they need to move their heads further. You're welcome. #letslearneverythingpodcast

17.12.2025 06:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0