🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛

last night was a movie -guy who saw a movie last night

wait it's literally cogs fluid

GROSS FOOD ⚠️

If your Lactose-Free Cream Cheese begins displaying behavior of this manner, commence containment protocol and seek assistance immediately.

Serval Hallucigenia
Watercolour

😂 little darling don't blow no smok[e]?

a pole used to say "NO SMOKING NO FUMAR" but now it says "NO SMOK NO MAR"

NO SMOK 🚭 NO MAR 🙅‍♀️

i've lived adjacent to NH my whole life and i get it

some spiders play dead when disturbed, it might have been pretending!

cute ball - games

i've seen them during fall migration season in Maine... i love birds that idly bob their tail. soooo cute

The word "milquetoast" with a red squiggly line under it, implying a spelling error. The right-click context menu has suggested the word "toastmistress" as a substitute.

...no firefox that's definitely not what i fucking meant. huh???

GOD BLESS EMPLOYEES

A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.

dead havent done want. 'live nothing want do

A tiny snowman scrounged from accumulated snow on the hood of a car. It has four toothpick arms, a wax nose, a bottle cap hat, and plastic butterfly wings.

do you like my snowbugman @softfuzzyman.bsky.social

YES ❕❕❕❕❕

YOU UNDERSTAND. it's already enough work taking care of Me i'm just gonna keep boiling water on the stove

does this snobugman count?

THIS is crazy. that 🥚 is an egg. not the shape you want your eyeball to be

how did the owl plate that quarter in copper like my dad and i did for science experiment one time

saving the world AND protected against bitey bugs

apparently the fly mask for cars is called a CAR BRA.

beloved children's book character Pete The Cat wears a headband that says RUN and a marathon bib that says WIN

anime horse girl Winning Ticket wears a hat that says WIN and a shirt that says RUN

RUN/WIN
WIN/RUN

a Mercedes vehicle which has a black fabric cover over just the very front "nose" end, with precisely shaped mesh cutouts over the headlights and grille, and a clear window for the license plate.

a horse wearing a fly mask, which covers the face with solid fabric and the eyes and ears with fine transparent mesh to prevent insect bites. The vehicle's weird fabric cover basically looks like a car version of a fly mask.

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Illustration of a student wearing headphones sitting on a park bench during break. She holds out a hand filled with peanuts to feed happy crows. The student is surprised as a barrage of coins and bottle caps are falling from the sky as other crows circle her gratefully.

MERCI, for Polymanga 2026.

This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end!

It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍

two cute pastel cartoon whale shark magnets hold up a black piece of paper that says "HAPPY NEW YEAR 2026" in flaming red letters. importantly, the whale sharks each have a manta ray hugging their bellies.

a small flat rubber keychain of umamusume horse girl character Narita Taishin in chibi style.

Narita Taishin

yeas