I speak to you from the Valentine’s assembly trenches.
13.02.2026 00:33
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I speak to you from the Valentine’s assembly trenches.
I have yet to see any evidence that there is a market for AI-generated books outside of people being tricked into thinking they are not AI-generated books. AKA, it is a project of scamming and deceiving people, and really should be treated as fraud
All I’ll say is we didn’t have a winter like this for all of Bill de Blasio's eight years since he put the fear of FUCKING GOD into the groundhogs.
A lot of people cannot just start a paid newsletter or become freelancers to sustain their careers. The sports, metro, and international desks did work that requires *team* resources, like legal checks, documents, access to archives, and long-term beat experience.
Whenever it gets cold like this I wonder how Eileen Fisher’s cat is.
Please everyone watch The Testament of Ann Lee, which was completely and undeservedly overlooked this December.
Never forget when Liam Neeson and Pam Anderson pretended to date!
Can’t stop watching videos of the people who went out in 20 degrees to watch non existent fireworks at the Brooklyn Bridge that can be traced to one possibly AI Time Out post.
www.instagram.com/reel/DS-QvRZ...
Still thinking of the bro podcaster who responded to Josh Safdie making a “work will set you free” joke with “amen.”
YA GOTTA BEREAVE (picture of mr and mrs met drinking themselves to death) mets fans mourn as alonso joins team exodus
leave it to the new york post
These are the times that try men’s souls.
Send help. The 9 year old is going through his clothes to see what fits and so many of his sweatshirts are size 6-7.
Can someone tell the folks at Kérastase this?
Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."
Greatest city in the world.
If Mamdani wins I will leave New York. I will go live in one of the other 5 houses I have, perhaps the one in South Florida, or the one in Paris, or Napa, or Cabo, but I will definitely leave New York. I will keep my apartment, though, because it's awesome and New York is great. But I will leave.
Greatest city in the world.
ironically this sounds like the kinds of things a fake new yorker would say
The eight year old has declared himself a Dodgers fans and I am really worried about the character of Gen Alpha.
utterly disqualifying
As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read.
They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.
100% of people know Trump's signature on that disgusting birthday card is real, just as 100% of people knew that Christine Blasey Ford and Anita Hill were telling the truth. The right is a force for violent misogyny and the media is mired in terminal, nonsensical bothsides-ism. So here we are.
Get your war on.
US News NEW YORK POST Metro Long Island Politics LOG IN World N METRO EXCLUSIVE Andrew Cuomo says he 'will move to Florida' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor By Carl Campanile and Rich Calder Published July 19, 2025, 3:31 p.m. ET 34
Nice to see Cuomo finally being a team player and campaigning for Zohran
It was really lovely to see how pleased and slightly bemused she was by her recent TikTok fame. I'm happy she had that moment.
