Happy last day of January! So fun that it was 200 days long this year
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Happy last day of January! So fun that it was 200 days long this year
Heads up there’s a sentient egg talking real loud on tv about how he dreams of young people f*cking
Exhausted, dissociating, tethered to reality only thanks to the thin fabric claws of my Menstruation Crustacean
Excited to announce that I play a small part as one of the new characters in the #Wicked movie! A dream come true for this humble Chicago actress. I play a little rat named Clarch who eats souls and vomits during the songs! 💕🐀
#dream #wickedmovie @wickedmovie.bsky.social
If you’re in a fight with your SO:
1. DON’T COMMUNICATE. If they can’t read your mind, they don’t love you, really
2. If you must talk, be vague yet cutting
3. Insult—to establish power
4. Whisper
5. Switch out their shoes for the same shoes a half size smaller
#relationships #healthy
Look upon Michael, your new god, and despair