Hegseth says we didn't start the war....after a collaborative bombing that killed dozens of school children...right.
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Hegseth says we didn't start the war....after a collaborative bombing that killed dozens of school children...right.
"Shrimp Cocktail" sounds like a porn name
Any voice actors out there?
Fuck Jeff Bezos. Subscribe to The Onion.
membership.theonion.com
Remember how we had to say the Pledge of Allegiance in school? Remember the end?
"With liberty and justice for all."
Is it truly "for all?"
I don't remember pledging allegiance to a wannabe dictator that decides who deserves liberty and justice, do you?
I Pledge Allegiance to the truth, now
Who was it?
Trump can't walk in a straight line, there's no way he's running anywhere
I canceled mine yesterday. It's annoying you can't cancel in app, but if you can do it on a chrome tab on your phone.
Make sure let them know why too! They supported Trump's campaign and they refuse to take down the ICE ads
What the actual hell?
Does anyone else get lost as hell on Hollow Knight: Silksong? I've been roaming all over act 2 and idk where the hell to go
Thou shalt not refuse to swear in elected officials because you’re desperately trying to cover up sex crimes by billionaire pedophiles.
Billionaires sowing division
Vladimir aims with precision
I honestly thought Milania would have arsenic in his cabinet by now.
They've been threatening this forever, just do it already. Command them, God!
Meet my pal, Jerry D'Mato. He has started exploring the Food Bank and the surrounding areas of service.
"Escalator temporarily stairs...sorry for the convenience"
Hello, yes. I'd like to order a USA with a side of democracy...and for the love of god, if I find any fascism in it, I'll burn this place to the ground
Just made it to the citadel and fought some dancing guy. I also like to explore the maps. Apparently there are a ton of tools to unlock. I'm not even close
Hulu too
I finally snapped myself away from Twitter and Deactivated my account
Do we think he's dead?
Incredible and intellectual
In what context did you learn it? Was it Hogan related?
One of my favorite poems of his. I also love "how many how much"
Love you, Matt
Goddamn right
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzZa...
Outdoor fuckin starts today! Happy First of May!
Hi folks. I produce a long-running ttrpg podcast called, Rollplayers! We're looking to do some collabs if anyone is interested!
The same people saying "white lives matter" are the same people who still fly trump flags in their yard, and it's all for the same reason: to tell you they're racists and unfuckable #dumbincels
On this day of April 1st, Senator Cory Booker has made Strom Thurmond the April Fool.
Booker is a legend. I hope this makes waves. I hope it inspires others to keep fighting