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Do you guys remember when the internet was fun

@magnuscarlsjr.bsky.social would love to hear your take on this

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Scooter is 24 today! 🎉 With a median life expectancy of 17.8 years for armadillos in human care, Scooter is officially in his legend era. 💪

Happy 24th birthday to this shellebrated superstar! 🎂

📹: Animal care staff Hannah

it turns out extended time inside the widening gyre is bad

for years, I have tried to demystify a connection between mathematics and poetry. certainly, there's something there!

i have since discovered that that connection definitely exists, but is not craft-based as I suspected. rather, it's contained in one man.

a man who pooped his pants on Survivor.

omg I love saying "IS A BIT NIPPY" when it's chilly

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

I feel like we don't talk about what happens to people without a strong local support network. If you live far from/have no family/no close friends within driving distance you're the "single point of failure" in caregiving (parents, pets, etc.) if something happens to you.

amazing emoji choice

Onfim’s drawing of himself on horseback as a warrior defeating an enemy.

Two of Onfim’s works. On the left is a copy of a passage from the Book of Psalms he did for schoolwork. On the right is an apparently autobiographical depiction of a monster labeled with “I am a wild beast.”

Some more spelling practice by Onfim with some human figures who have round heads and varying numbers of fingers on their big hands.

Onfim’s writing practice accompanied by 7 little people in his particular drawing style, who tend to have very big hands with many fingers.

Nice AI-image-generating tool, but it will never be as great an artist as Onfim, a child who lived in the Novgorod Republic in the mid-1200s and who scribbled these drawings and schoolwork writings on birch bark at the age of 6 or 7.

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

I need to know who you did this to

a close up image of a seal point Siamese cat's face at an unflattering angle with bad lighting

i showed u my peenar pls respond

why this loaf of bread got shoes on

you have three kids and they're all FREELOADERS

The Very Hangry Caterpillar

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criterion channel rn has a collection called YEARNING and a collection called STUNTS! and between them exits the entire spectrum of human art and emotion

Jafar must not be allowed to develop wishes of mass destruction

a very bad comic number thirty-five by @carrot__ebooks. this is a two panel comic. panel 1: a smiling stick figure says "i have a plan" to another stick figure. panel 2: the second stick figure looks at you in the face through the screen like jim from the office. the smiling stick figure is smiling. the jim office stick figure says in a broken bubble, "somehow this will go very badly for me"

this was inspired by @magnuscarlsjr.bsky.social

A short comic, the first panel has poliwhirl jumping down from the sky towards pikachu, the second has pikachu with a shadow over his face accepting his fate as poliwhirl approaches for impact

Here Comes Poliwhirl

A grey hoodie with text which reads: “Buy a man eat fish, He day, teach fish man To a lifetime.”

Wise words

Checked in on my nemesis. His delusions of grandeur persist, but he fortunately still isn't a strong enough personality to lead any cults

Paddington in Survivor 50

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1809

Fuck everyone who talks about 'reform'. Ice can not be reformed it must be destroyed.

Sometimes the most radical act is simply choosing to understand instead of to react.

having written this type of email before, I feel seen