Paul and Storm

There Will Be Blood, But the Vast Majority of It Will Remain Inside the Characters’ Bodies

[P] You'd be surprised.

[P] ❤️

Please help me share the post below. I don’t have a huge following, but this nomination is a bit under the radar and deserves more attention. His committee vote is this Thursday.

[P] Thanks to all for the birthday well-wishes.

For my birthday, I'd really love it if It Finally Happened.

Barring that, everyone please just be kind to one another. It's easy, and it makes you feel great.

[P] Nice hairs.

[P] "Talk to the hand, beeyotch!"

[P] GOONERZ!

[S] Happiest of birthdays to my friend, creative partner, and brother of choice [P]! May today be filled with dogs, crab rangoons, only the best (or deliciously worst) movies, and fart jokes.

A picture of Marco Rubio shoes that are too large for him

I’m a grown man who works for the president of the United States who is afraid to not wear the shoes he bought me that do not fit

[P] this is how I access bluesky

[P] Filthy Muddy was my exotic dancer name

(I was not a successful exotic dancer)

[P] this is how I access bluesky

[P] 🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🏭⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

[P] I've been hoarding a refinery in my basement; let's talk, my friend!

maybe I'm focusing on the wrong thing here but this is the wildest shit I've ever heard a white South African say and I study racism for a living

we bag on the boomers a lot, but they dealt with their mid-life crisis in a good and normal way (buying a red sports car and having an affair with their secretary) whereas Gen X is all "maybe this next genocide will finally make them bring back the square spongebread cafeteria pizza"

[S] Fucking monsters.

[P] but, you know, in a tasteful black with dark gray stitching for the logo

[P] shoulda worn one of his classic "MALARKEY" ballcaps

[P] The rules are very simple, everyone: it's disrespectful to wear a hat during a dignified transfer UNLESS you're a terminally narcissistic personality cult leader who couldn't get his combover to work right that morning

How Elon Musk’s Sci-Fi Hyperloop Failed Before his misadventures in government efficiency, Musk promised to revolutionize commuting with a subway that would speed passengers between DC and Baltimore in a matter of minutes. The project was a...

A year long investigation into the Hyperloop found …

“The truth was far simpler, far dumber, and far more prescient: Musk and his lieutenants truly had no idea what they were doing.”

washingtonian.com/2026/02/12/h...

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

[P] Can you imagine if they were good at any of this?

[P] It genuinely looks like it was made on Canva in about 20-30 minutes

[P] Not the main point here, but: what an ugly fucking logo

[P] whew

[P] sometimes you gotta play the hits

[P] Christ on a cracker, he's like King Midas except everything he touches becomes fucking awful

[P] What am I bid for my copy I bought an hour ago?