Matt Johnson

This has to be the best deciding game in recent history, right?!

Every Seattle Mariners fan they show on TV looks like someone I would actively avoid in social situations

Oh man. There is good in this world.

He had a good life with you. 16 is a helluva run. He’s running wild and free now.

My biggest Takeaway after doing lots of doctor visits and tests is we know almost nothing about what causes these optical migraines.

I get a couple per year. And they are always so incredibly bizarre. Mine only last almost exactly 30 minutes.

I’ve thought the same thing. Our stores are brimming here.

I need a shower.

Great citations!

News you can use.

Remember when Michael Scott told everyone he was going to work at corporate before he even interviewed?

How can you not love graduation?!

Our university used an AI platform at commencement to read graduates’ names and it was tremendously better. More efficient. Names were pronounced correctly (students ensure correctness beforehand). Not robotic at all. A big win.

Hooray! Happy for you, friend. Well deserved.

Our 2025 Buick Enclave with more accessories than I can even manage or understand has no mechanism to open our garage door. And if it did as it does with more upgraded models, it’s buried in a touchscreen and takes a minimum of four clicks.

Did not love the optics of it all.

I recently did this with my 10yo and his friend with the bird is the word family guy montage. It is VERY different than what I remember.

😂😂😂

When your basis of comparison is Dog Man Theatre everything will be inadequate. Still reeling from that fire scene.

We have soccer or else we would. How was it? We will no doubt see it soon.

We are driving 90 mins to buy a vehicle this morning and most people we tell think it’s very bizarre.

Now I am extra bummed I am not going!

They can do what they want to do.

I thought his last appearance was good. His specials have been too. But this was just so so bad.

Good lord.

So sorry. I talked with a colleague with kids yesterday and he said he’s yet to work three consecutive days this semester between illnesses and snow days.

That is scary

Did Elon’s DOGE minions also lock out the people who do graphic design work for the Super Bowl?

Kenny Pickett really about to get a ring, huh?