David Kenny

Farage does play golf.
Probably a good time to share this, from his autobiography, where he confirms his golfing ability.

A masterclass in licking ones own anus.

A woman dressed in black

Qatar Minster of education Lolwah bint Rashid Al Khater to the US: “…we just need you to leave us alone. To stop igniting wars so that weapons’ companies can make more money. We need you to Stop Bombing Schools, to stop trafficking and raping little kids.”

This is one result of the 7-year-long, £10 million Chilcot Inquiry: a comprehensive, detailed & crucial guide to avoiding another disastrous war like Iraq. You can understand why Tony Blair ignores its lessons, but every other warmonger in the UK?
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There are all Christian or Muslim now. Where have all the athiests gone?

b/w sticker on a green pole WEVE MADE IT SO THAT AUTOMOBILES CAN GO EVERYWHERE AT THE EXPENSE OF CHILDREN GOING ANYWHERE ROVÉLO CREATIVE

The Expense.

Happy birthday to Betty Boo. Here's a reminder of the time she rapped with Public Enemy in the McDonalds at Shepherd's Bush back in 1987 (look out for the unimpressed manager!)

The No World Order Meir Kahane, Netanyahu, Trump, and the war beyond Iran.

"Trump is not the architect of the Iran war, only its vehicle."

On who's really in charge:
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Knock me down with a feather. It looks like some people make money when there is war and chaos. How do you get into that club?

Oval goa stone, bearing traces of gold foil on the outside, in an elaborate silver case, on a silver tripod, possibly 17th century

Well if it’s 6 March, that means it must be... of course! The 335th anniversary of Jesuits in Goa being granted a monopoly on the production and export of Goa stones to Portugal – a mere century or so after a doctor proved they didn’t actually protect you from poison 🧵

r/relationship_advice u/ElvisAaron • 2h My [36M] girlfriend [26F] makes her vagina “talk” to me and will not stop. Relationships She’s amazing. Cute, funny, emotionally self-aware, great communication skills, everything I’ve ever wanted. She is also quirky and dorky, which is new for me but I enjoy it (after a lifetime of dating “bad bitches” I will now forever endorse dating dorks) —except this one thing. She thinks its incredibly funny to manipulate her vagina and provide a voice for it. I will be just minding my own business, playing vidya or working on my laptop or whatever and then boom. “HEY HANDSOME HOW WAS YOUR DAY?! ARE YOU HUNGRY?! I BOUGHT CHEEZ-ITS!!” There she is, dress hiked up, no panties, both hands gripping her vulva a foot from my head and making her lips talk to me in this horrible high-pitched Grover-esque muppet voice.

God forbid a girl has a hobby

For anyone who would like the clip (including George).

Reform fury as someone else wins by Our By-election Editor Tim Shipsink The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost comprehensively to someone else. "It's totally unfair and rigged," said Goodwhinge. "I shouldn't be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost." Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me. Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X. "We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families." Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice. They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green." Reform leader Mr Farage, speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said, "It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either." PLUMBER DEFEATS MATT GOODWIN Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble saying… I've stopped the cock

Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.

The goalkeeper pretends to be injured and the coach gathers the team together to change tactics really needs stamping out.
#lufc

I want to pitch SNL a sketch where Epstein is in hell, and Satan keeps bringing him "bad news" about how Trump is still alive and how all the distractions mean that Epstein's files aren't taking anyone that important down. Just a few British guys and a Norwegian dude...

Pre knowledge of this announcement would have been in the hands of the security services. (Ours!) Starmer could / should have been made aware - it would be odd if he hadn’t. And yet he went ahead and supported the illegal Trump/Israel attack on Iran.

She could do with some company but perhaps not theirs.

That’s ok then.

If you leave the UK to avoid paying your taxes should you be at least towards the back end of the queue when been bailed out.

Typical, even your own goals are from set pieces.

The Iranian diaspora across the world flying the Israeli flag have no morals. They're willing to side with a country that has commited genocide, killed thousands of women and children, caused famine, just to get their country "back".

There's as much blood on your hands as the previous regime.

"This is the NHS that Reform UK want to destroy."
meme via The UK Against Racism
#SocialistSunday

And how much is in their bank accounts.

Lacroix off and penalty. Shame. #lufc

It won’t be long before all the tax dodging toss pots who keep telling us that Dubai etc are the dogs bollocks will be on the next available flight back to Blighty with their tails between their legs.

Graham Norton too

Too late

"Hands up if you threw everything you had at a by-election and only 14% of the electorate voted for you"

The Farage playbook is so Trumpian. When they win or come a close second (not tonight boyo) it's always 'a political earthquake' and when they lose, it's straight to, 'the game was rigged'.

Pathetic populists.

Strong advice. Don’t hold your breath.