Effective Nancy

cannot easily distinguish the whine of my storm windows/doors from the police sirens, pls send help

love to try to prepare a meal only to have the nausea kick in again and suddenly only goldfish crackers are acceptable

i want my life back

send some here, i think my T is deficient in that component

i’ve also already voted. my current work is to hustle my household to the polls this weekend and maybe get them signed up for mail voting (definitely a friendlier option for the heavily scheduled citizen)

literally none of the candidates has come to my door, which is wild to me given that one typically takes constitutionals past my house, and yet i can’t answer my phone for all the texts and calls; can’t find the actual mail among all the flyers i receive

Mr Snuggins, geriatric bearded dragon with an orange beard, is curled extremely tightly into a horseshoe shape for no discernible reason other than he likes to fold himself up. he is surrounded by shredded paper fluff that he likes flinging around

switching little mr drama queen from classical to jazz radio to reflect the change in seasons

happy whateverth! i made it through and i have confidence in you to do at least as well

great bc i don’t use the clock app

what’s the secret to un-yucking stiff pits? i have a household afflicted with them and no known remedy but i did try dishwashing soap and got a little improvement. apparently mine is the only antiperspirant that doesn’t create a literal shield when applied

and if it were Sun Ra’s dog, it could lead the Barkestra

except for MY agèd rep this is all true (she’s like 5’ of socialist fury)

shared this video with my husband and oh, what a face journey he experienced

spying on my lizard again via time lapse phōntography

money for nothing/sultans of swing/down to the waterline/single handed sailor/heavy fuel/southbound again/where do you think you’re going?

gosh, there’s almost TOO much material

she is very pretty indeed

i’m sorry we’ve replaced venerable, sonorous, serious Brokaw with THOMAS LLAMAS? board book-ass name, wtaf

okay jean-paul slow ur roll i’m still having breakfast

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i KNEW this would summon you, Arin

what DIDN’T they make in elkhart?

this is how i get diagnosed, huh

go get em, get well, filter fabulously

i had to check which HoR seat we were talking about lol lmao NOT MINE?! surprise!

i don’t always soundhound whatever i just tuned in to on the radio but when i do, it’s inevitably Tito Puente playing Charles Mingus

get the cambros

it’s okay you can just call me a nerd

but do remember i’m the kind of person who is not a lawyer who nevertheless uses latin in conversation so (called my kid sui generis over breakfast just now while completely unable to remember a celebrity’s surname)

i just read a headline that used “bacteria” where “bacterium” would have been correct and thought, no one cares about this anymore, do they? love you, thank you

<rahm emanuel > + <worst guy valid point> = <they’re the same picture>