Jimi fn lee

Oh yeah, same. Mine are grown. I miss seeing them everyday.

Then they grow up to be just like you, and you wonder if you were an ass, too.

And also stock market. That’s relevant ……🤔

Wow, a Deacon?? That like never happens….

We told you this was going to happen, but nooooo, you didn’t believe us. I bet you just feel silly now, don’t you.

Sounds about right, lots of shootings going on over there too.

I guess all this shit is a reason to be relieved I’m a blue guy in a red state. Please tell me the mid terms will be meaningful.

Now, make me laugh.

A little goes a long way. Too much goes so much further.

Cake is basically a pancake, right?

Really funny set. I hate the encore game, too. Just fucking play!!

I had my cake, then I ate it. So, I guess you can.

Illuminati for sure.

Yeah, I read that three times. You think he believes the words he is saying?

That world sounds much nicer than the real world.

It is not ok to add ness to any word to make a new word. That’s not how you grammar.

No, I don’t want to go camping. I work so I don’t have to sleep outside in a tent.

Wait, which one of us should be pantsless?

Wait, Robert DiNero was really Robert Redford?

It’s a trap!

Also looking for the remote while said phone is leaned up against it while watching YouTube vids.

I don’t feel so well now.

The 26.2 sticker I have on car is the exact number of fucks I have to give after my morning commute.

My drug of choice is tylenol. Wanna fight about it?

For your information, the people in my head think I’m hilarious.

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You have to start to wonder if the interior decorator is actually trolling him.

That’s it? I’m Only 16 3/4 years? SMH.

If you’re at work and someone asks how it’s hanging. Say, “straight up”. They’ll know you’re a man with confidence. Anyway, I have a date with HR. I think she’s pretty excited, she keeps giving me looks.

Next time someone at work asks how you’re doing, just say”Bitchin” they’ll know what you mean. Anyway, I have a date with the HR lady later, I’m pretty excited.

Wait, is being black woke? @georgetakei.bsky.social you seeing this?