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@brandongcg

Amateur game dev, queer, John Green copypasta reciter

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Oh no he lied a little about the boobs thing :(
I hope this doesn’t take up too much of your time that you’d normally spend campaigning for the party that lied about a pedophile selling state secrets, or lied about trans people, immigrants, disabled people, Palestine supporters

12.03.2026 15:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is a jack and the beanstalk meme page now fuck you if you disagree

12.03.2026 05:37 👍 106 🔁 34 💬 2 📌 0

I've gotten a few replies to this like "damn, and I thought this is the one thing AI'd be useful for."

Why would you think that??? Why would you WANT that? Why do you want to pay 90 dollars for a video game in order to read literal slop garbage??? Do literally anything else with your time!!!!!!!

11.03.2026 22:02 👍 204 🔁 23 💬 9 📌 2
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The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.

11.03.2026 18:03 👍 2227 🔁 510 💬 24 📌 15

No!! Noooooo!!!!!

11.03.2026 20:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She hold me gentle like hamburger

11.03.2026 20:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

11.03.2026 15:40 👍 11181 🔁 2479 💬 49 📌 29
BECOME MUTUALS
With:
• Lesbians
• People on 5 different stimulants
• People obsessed with a
band/artist
• people w personality disorders
• junkies
• Canadians
• fujoshis
Your contacts are the real "money".
Network your way to success.

BECOME MUTUALS With: • Lesbians • People on 5 different stimulants • People obsessed with a band/artist • people w personality disorders • junkies • Canadians • fujoshis Your contacts are the real "money". Network your way to success.

10.03.2026 23:48 👍 914 🔁 433 💬 10 📌 34
A gray embroidered hat that says “I had my sexual awakening during the critically acclaimed film ALIEN (1979)”

A gray embroidered hat that says “I had my sexual awakening during the critically acclaimed film ALIEN (1979)”

Feels like a good day for my best hat.

11.03.2026 14:16 👍 734 🔁 169 💬 12 📌 6

How many is an acceptable number for you?

09.03.2026 19:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the strategy the british state are using with trans care is the exact same as with disability benefits; overwhelm undesirables in bureaucracy then definitively remove any positive outcomes, leading to excess death statistics visible from space

09.03.2026 16:17 👍 556 🔁 209 💬 3 📌 1

As always Wes Streeting is a quisling little cunt and the sooner he’s punted into the ocean the better

09.03.2026 15:55 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The UK government banning the prescription of hormones to trans youth could only possibly lead to more youth suicide so you have to assume that is just the intention

09.03.2026 15:55 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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Unpopular opinion, but a lot of this "doing it right" mentality is how we wind up with games all feeling the exact same.

Difficulty spikes, weird controls, ropey onboarding all of it critical to prevent games feeling like they're ground down and pumped out safe mush.

www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/s/...

06.03.2026 21:45 👍 858 🔁 156 💬 48 📌 58
A sad green dragon girl standing against a dull background.

A sad green dragon girl standing against a dull background.

A green dragon girl happily using spray paint, standing against a brightly-streaked background.

A green dragon girl happily using spray paint, standing against a brightly-streaked background.

A protogen guy pointing and laughing at the viewer, standing in a room full of server racks.

A protogen guy pointing and laughing at the viewer, standing in a room full of server racks.

A protogen guy lying collapsed against server racks, glowing red and smoking. His face is glitching out.

A protogen guy lying collapsed against server racks, glowing red and smoking. His face is glitching out.

still several more to go after this

08.03.2026 00:30 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A purple-haired furry girl with long fangs, looking depressed. She is wearing red plaid, and standing against a yellow background.

A purple-haired furry girl with long fangs, looking depressed. She is wearing red plaid, and standing against a yellow background.

A purple-haired furry girl with long fangs, looking happy. She is wearing red plaid, and standing against a green background. She is holding a paintbrush and palette.

A purple-haired furry girl with long fangs, looking happy. She is wearing red plaid, and standing against a green background. She is holding a paintbrush and palette.

A scrawny red dragon guy in ratty clothes standing against a muted background. He is looking sadly at his bicep.

A scrawny red dragon guy in ratty clothes standing against a muted background. He is looking sadly at his bicep.

A buff red dragon guy standing against a glowing background, showing off his muscles.

A buff red dragon guy standing against a glowing background, showing off his muscles.

i've been doing character portraits for @brandongcg.bsky.social's game! been holding off on posting because i wanted to give everything a final pass once i had finished all of them, but the urge to post is too strong

08.03.2026 00:30 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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Spinning

26.02.2026 20:53 👍 809 🔁 173 💬 7 📌 0
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I've been running gdcparties.com for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this 😉

06.03.2026 21:43 👍 4426 🔁 1069 💬 70 📌 40
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

06.03.2026 19:03 👍 6761 🔁 1516 💬 33 📌 13

God something really needs to be done about the brightness of car headlights, constantly blinded by dazzling LEDs when I’m just walking, how are folk able to drive

06.03.2026 18:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Working on the story system today

06.03.2026 16:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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NEW DOUBLE SINGLE!!

--> When I'm With You / Too Late <--

2 fun dnb bops!! check them out!!

Bandcamp (pwyw): worldwidewolf.bandcamp.com/album/when-i...
Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/worldwldewol...

artwork by @kelb.in

#bandcampfriday #furrymusic #furrymusicfriday #furry #bandcamp

06.03.2026 13:33 👍 30 🔁 20 💬 0 📌 1
Kalshi employees "kind of understand that without the tweets and the streamers and all of the social-media stuff that the traders do for them, usually just for free, their marketing would be a lot harder," said Jack Campion, 20, a junior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and a Kalshi affiliate.
In September, Kalshi briefly signed up a 15-year-old videogame streamer who goes by vertid online to promote its brand on X as an affiliate.
A week later, Kalshi ended the partnership.
"Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."

Kalshi employees "kind of understand that without the tweets and the streamers and all of the social-media stuff that the traders do for them, usually just for free, their marketing would be a lot harder," said Jack Campion, 20, a junior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and a Kalshi affiliate. In September, Kalshi briefly signed up a 15-year-old videogame streamer who goes by vertid online to promote its brand on X as an affiliate. A week later, Kalshi ended the partnership. "Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."

what the fuck are we doing

www.wsj.com/business/med...

06.03.2026 06:12 👍 4465 🔁 899 💬 104 📌 224

Call and Response was on the recommended list for best collection, and is eligible for votes.

06.03.2026 00:06 👍 9 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

05.03.2026 11:54 👍 26198 🔁 10283 💬 75 📌 204

There’s a couple features I’d like to add to it still, largely the ability to add in sustained notes, but it’s already taken up too much time and I have to start on other things
If I get ahead of schedule though I’ll improve it before I have to get into the proper charting

05.03.2026 00:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A photoshop.of the Bye Bye Man movie poster that reads "ay his name. You won't laugh when he kills you. The Perpee Poopoo Man"

A photoshop.of the Bye Bye Man movie poster that reads "ay his name. You won't laugh when he kills you. The Perpee Poopoo Man"

I think about this meme more than any modern horror property.

04.03.2026 22:56 👍 2485 🔁 813 💬 28 📌 29

I have finished the chart editor
Visually it’s quite basic cause it’s just a tool for myself but I’m pretty happy with how it’s turned out technically

04.03.2026 23:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It is flatly a blight on the Scottish games industry that so many promising developers - often graduates - were swallowed up and spat out by a studio that views its own workers as scheming criminals.

04.03.2026 21:28 👍 141 🔁 29 💬 4 📌 0

Tbf like three days was spent trying to get the saving working before realising that xml just doesn’t like the Song struct in monogame

04.03.2026 20:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0