I studied the zipfiles. I wielded the powershell. I am Techromancer. Unbinder. We burn the witches on the Firewall and send them to 404. Deus Ex DDoS.
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I studied the zipfiles. I wielded the powershell. I am Techromancer. Unbinder. We burn the witches on the Firewall and send them to 404. Deus Ex DDoS.
A Trans person stole my hoodie once and to my chagrin, it looked better on them... I'll never forgive them.
We didn't ruin the economy.
We didn't get you laid off.
We didn't replace you with AI.
We didn't raise gas prices.
We didn't foreclose your home.
We didn't cause your divorce.
We didn't get your kid snatched by ICE.
We aren't in the Epstein files.
Leave us the fuck alone.
Idk how they did that but I fixed it. Always. ALWAYS...use 2FA, kids.
Dog broken. She won't stop performing one-person Celtic tragedies around the house.
The time has arrived! Tonight we're doing something either very brave or very stupid. And if we're lucky, maybe both. Come join me, @chrissycrits.bsky.social, @corndoggmcgraw.bsky.social, & @rachypie.bsky.social for a laugh at 7pm CST 😶🌫️
Twitch.tv/BrightDystopia
Friggin, adorable! I cannot get over how sassy the gecko looks lol
I'm calling it now though, there's an opposites theme
we have Grass/Flying, Water/Poison, but struggling with Fire/?
I am in love with Lady Gecqua. But also Browt?! 😭
Y'all, I love this stupid thing SO much
Maybe on top?
LOL it's a boat worth thinking about for sure. Anytime you feel like admiring it up close I'll sail it on over.
Does anyone else's dog do a spin cycle before pooping? Or are they normal?
I wonder if he dual wields kitchen knives when slicing the PB&J sandwiches diagonally.
Things you can't say in a doctor's office during a prostate exam
How about a DND boat? Isn't it your turn to have it for half a decade anyway?
This is Kegan logging on to remind you we are a pro-faggotry company since someone just forgot. Thank you.
Welp... guess we know why ICE was rounding up kids. Though tbh we probably should have seen it coming given who funded them
I miss Puerto Rico.
The X-Men should go there.
Top 5 books/Series.
5. Dresden Files
4. Murder bot Diaries
3. Red Rising
2. Dungeon Crawler Carl
1. The Magicians
People not understanding why they like "Tití Me Preguntó" don't realize they're listening to the Non-Germanic Mambo #5
It's nice to see so many people reading DCC after I've told everyone and their mother about it. Soon ill have more people to "squee" about things with
"Make a hive of those who will never cross paths, except in these pages."
Side note: did anyone else watch the Mike Tyson commercial is TOTAL, ABJECT, HORROR? You thought the Jake Paul fight was his most embarrassing moment? Hold my beer while I pull this up on YouTube. WOW.
To the bandwagon Patriots fans claiming they cheated, Weep yourself to ash. Every single betting box had you all slated for a 1% of winning. People who DONT watch football knew the Hawks were going to win. Seek some joy and watch the video of John Hamm dancing how balls off to Bad Bunny.
The Seahawks broke NFL Records last night. Most FGs made in a SB game(5), and NFL's all-time scoring record for a single season and post season combined (206), and they just narrowly missed most sacks (holy shit) in a SB game (7) by 1. Why? Because it was intercepted midair after the sack. MY. GODS.
I want to run an all Kenku game called "Flock around and Find out"
Can we get a remake of The Walking Dead where they don't change anything and give it to HBO?
Tell me your pet's name in a gif
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