@drunkonmystery
"And in all the million ages to come, I will never breathe, or laugh, or twitch again. So won't you run and play with me here among the teeming mass of humanity? The universe has spared us this moment."
"Daddy, what was Iron and Wine like?"
"Son, you really had to be there.
'There' in this case means a kind of depressed white person during the George W. Bush administration"
Who's seen Jezebel?
She was born to be
The woman we could blame
Make me a beast half as brave
I'd be the same
Who's seen Jezebel?
She was gone before I ever got to say:
"Lay here, my love;
You're the only shape I'll pray to"
I'm guessing Russia's going to be more concerned about their own supply limitations in Ukraine than what Iran is doing, TBH.
Well, we had a run.
Not necessarily a good run. But a run was had.
"Yeah, but what about Gaza?"
We need to find some excuse for Spanberger to give a speech in front of that one building in Mexico that absolutely looks like the HQ for the United Galactic Federation
"They replaced the ice cream machines at a bunch of bases" sounds way less nefarious than writing that they spent 124k on it.
If I were to tell my grandfather that I work 40 hours a week and am paid extra if I work more than that, he'd have died of shock.
So let's think about this: in order to argue that people have less leisure time than they used to, you are using the internet to reference a 70+ year old Newspaper comic strip that is itself referencing a sport that people watch for fun.
hold the ball and let him kick it, but when he tries, she pulls it away at the last second.
A football, in this case referring to a traditional American football, is an oblong shaped ball used in American Football, which has been America's most popular sport since the early 1960s.
A recurring joke in the Peanuts comic is that Lucy, another character, will tell Charlie Brown that she will
I'm going to talk for a second about your last sentence for a minute.
Charlie Brown is a character created by Charles M. Schulz, first appearing in 1948 in the comic "Li'l Folks", before becoming the lead character in his later strip Peanuts, starting in 1950.
A lot of guys in AEW have "Indie star charisma". And that's great.
But "National company star" charisma is a whole other level, and some guys just....don't have that.
It reminds me of the early reviews of the show Monarch: Legacy of Monsters, where the reviewers would essentially say: "The cast is all good and charismatic, but then Kurt Russell shows up, and you realize: 'Oh yeah: Movie Star charisma is a whole other universe from TV star charisma'"
Oh, right. I joked I'd do that, and decided to actually do it.
What I don't get is how so many people don't seem to realize we are weird nerds. Did your schools not have bullies?
Ditto for The Art of War, which is mostly a basic manual for Chinese failsons to avoid getting their armies slaughtered.
I legitimately don't even remember what I submitted
Ronald Acuna Jr is doing Ronald Acuna Jr things in the WBC, which I think is great as a fan of the team, because it was Ronald doing Ronald things in the LAST WBC that let everyone know he was all the way back, right before he put up 9 fWAR and won the MVP.
"How can we make an ecological disaster about US?" is such a funny question for an unrelated corporation to advertise over.
Also: Can't remember if I've told you this or not, but "ragnarokette" is a GREAT username.
Bandwagoner?
My dear man, that is Ronald's other team, and deserves all Braves fans' respect and admiration.
Suletta isn't so much a lesbian as she is an autistic, bisexual disaster
Yes
Quasi-reformed con artist who faked his own death, actually
As a Bucs fan, I'm super bummed about Mike Evans signing elsewhere, but also:
Giving him a 3 year contract at 33 when he's all but guaranteed to miss somewhere between 3 and 7 games a season didn't make much sense for the team.
Oh, take your like
I'm pretty sure that stretch of I-95 goes through Dover, which makes that description extremely funny.
Also: it's just kind of funny that the first went from "No runs. Man on 1st, two outs" to "8 run first inning, with 12 coming to the plate" is sort of funny.
