Carriage Return

"And for my talent portion, I will sing One Day More. All the parts. With hats."

Every time I see that post, the ratio grows even more and it's kind of amazing

I once wrote a paper in high school that referenced Savanarola's Bonfire of the Vanities and the teacher made me explain it to her because she was like "...the Bruce Willis movie?" (I was obsessed with Anne Rice and that took me places...)

"You are the one person I can't figure out"
"...me? I just really like to be included!"

Thank you but I'm not taking advice from non Native Canadians who don't know the difference between the Jewish and Christian Bibles and also can't spell. I'm sure that might be a typo but you've been showing up as stupid and hypocritical on a lot of threads and it's almost funny.

God gives his dankest retweets to his strongest warriors or whatever the Bible said.

I can't tell which way to go but the claim that Jewish people use the Christian Bible as the reasoning behind things is "I don't think of you at all" levels of just dumb.

I had to submit full body photos in tight clothing with my ballet school audition but ... they were also screening for fatties. Only they were up front about telling you you were too fat for the non dancer asshole running the school. The only thing missing here is the coke addiction *is handed note*

He's attractive but he's not like unapproachably hot! He wears jeans! He's overly not overstyled! He's wearing at least one Carhart or Duluth shirt! He retweeted a guillotine meme! He's still on X the Everything App! He gets to tell you that HE knows racist white people and apparently, we don't!

This sort of who gets to be a Real Jew™️ and who should go back to Poland coming from a CANADIAN of all people is ... annoying me but I'm already punchy this week.

I was coming to say this. Even Acts gives hints at a multiple women in roles of leadership. And not to go all Da Vinci Code but Mary Magadalene often gets merged with ... every other woman who's not his mother so, yeah, it's gonna seem like there's no women if you're not paying attention.

I thought he was pretty strict on divorce, even though that didn't necessarily gel well with the "he who is without sin" bit.

Though, the feeding of the poor without government assistance LITERALLY NEEDED AN ACT OF GOD so I don't know what they think they're saying here.

And for someone to nuke all copies of the documentary Zeitgeist.

My brain isn't working this week (or last week ... Next week isn't looking good either) and I've read it a few times and wasn't sure.

(is Abbot saying that this is insane that Talarico said this or that The GOP account reposted it with nothing to add? Everyone is arguing about the historicity of Jesus and The Evils of Sky Daddy and I can't tell what the original issue is/was)

I guess it feels ... uncomfortable that i'm seeing more dunking on mythical Jesus than I am regarding the reddit gnu atheism language and the idea that elected officials, and people seeking office, shouldn't talk about god and faith. EVER.

Also, seeing those signs in a neighborhood with Trump signs signals a very clear virtue! And in a good way! I think that's a good thing!

Tolkien referred to That Hideous Strength as That Hideous Book so I think he would resent this description. Or feel like it's an accurate description of having to read Lewis (and he'd mean it friendly in a derogatory way)

Personally, I feel like mythical Jesus doesn't always have to be an op but also so many mythicists only use Jesus is an Op and do it as a wedge issue so I hate even engaging with it.

Look at you trying to bring facts and figures into a statement claiming that the Holy Roman Empire converted ENGLAND into Christianity and produced King Arthur!

When my dad does it, it's not bitchy but he also starts his texts like he's writing a letter on parchment.

When a friend younger than me does it ... it's probably kinda bitchy?

Heather Gay from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City saying "Two thumbs up is the 'f you' and that's the universal text code."

(she follows this up in an interview saying that she sent one thumbs up emoji and meant it to be bitchy)

I feel like this whole video series was created entirely to give @dov.bsky.social nightmares.

but I'm not well read cause it's in another language. Anyway, they were Indigenous and then they were colonized by the Romans. Then came the Holy Roman Empire who colonized them further into Christianity and I think that's where King Arthur came from..."
And that's when I stopped the video.

OH NO SOMEONE ELSE IN THE COMMENTS HAD A SIMILAR THOUGHT TO ME AND SHE REPLIED WITH A VIDEO.
In said video, she said that Indigenous is ... practices? With the idea that the British don't do said practices.
"So there were like the Welsh and the Scots and the Gaelics and I think others+

I mean, English is such a mash up of a variety of invading cultures that this works for them too so I'm not sure what the larger point is.

Eh, sure, but unless we're bringing in the Annanaki and the like to this, the Fir Bolg and Tuatha de Danaan don't exist and enough people have dug into the hills and haven't found Tir na Nog.

(Though I believe that opens a can of worms to weird white supremecy shit that I don't want to seem like I'm supporting)

(I honestly think this person is conflating Indigenous with something potentially more complex in the caste system. Like, "downtrodden by the English" as a broad category but my issues is that that's not what the term means, and technically, as British people in London, the Darlings are Indigenous

...wait, I'm confused. It's been AGES since I read Peter Pan,. The Disney movie combined Nana the dog and Liza the maid. The person talking about this is saying that Liza, often shown to be Irish or Scottish, is Indigenous and is claiming that the Irish and Scots are Indigenous.+