Ben Cooper-Cain

Need a boyfriend next year so I can get Christmas presents that I actually want rather than any old muck from the local outlet mall.
Folks. I’m just being honest.

Need this plant pot.

The way this is out in four days and has made absolutely NO noise.
Thats what I call deserved x

Cher blocking the first all male top 10 (actually top 27!) in BCC Charts history.
As she should.
Yes, it’s the 7th Heaven mix.

Omg Yoga With Adriene knows I exist!

🚨BREAKING: Meta fears for the future of Instagram after a whole weekend without ‘Christmas Markets With This One’ posts holding it up.
#StormDarragh

Up there with Waiting For Tonight/Hex Hector and It’s Not Right But It’s Ok/Thunderpuss.

GAY but make it international.
#spotifywrapped

Same song over and over for 20 years. Don’t get her, never have.

Social Media Gays: what the best way to blur out faces of strangers in a video without going through it frame by frame?
I’d rather not blur out the whole background, just faces.

Legit also very good. Well done everyone.
@TiaKofi

Apart from the Cascada one. And the slutty Ashley Tisdale one.

The ONLY Last Christmas cover version.

Another Christmas Classic. Oh I’m having a lovely time.
(May have had a drink)

The only time I’m ever proud of my past self. IYKYK.

I’m away at the weekend so I’m putting my tree up tonight.
O’ ‘Tis the season folks 🎄🎅🏼❄️⛄️🎁

Yeah, no.

so stupid

Holding space

I hate that this became the default album artwork when the original was so much more beautiful.

LIGHT AGAIN! finally seeing the light of day, new Tate McSlay, an Anitta/Alok euro dance banger, a weird J Balvin Ellie Goulding thing and a whole new Rauw album.
It’s a very BCC New Music Friday.

Feel like I should make my first ever Bluesky post something profound, inspirational and irrefutably me. So here it is.

Jesus fucking Christ Kev fucking hell

Oh it’s been flagged as adult content so apparently not hahaha

Wait, am I allowed to do that here?