Jen

Paul Simon

When all the other time travelers are busy killing Hitler, I’m gonna take out Laura Ingalls Wilder.

Window that says “fire department hookups in stairwells”

Aw yeah

btw about that pixar thing, the reason why these people think having a conversation about gay people with kids is difficult is because they don't know a way to say to their kid "gay people are normal but you are not allowed to be one" without sounding like a bigot (there is a reason for that)

I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.

Panel from XKCD comic 169 where Hat Guy cuts off the hand of someone who just asked an obnoxious ambiguous riddle

The only correct answer to "what's 6÷2(1+2)?"

Bsky devs: "our users are beyond stupid, we are the smartest people alive and nobody understands technology like us"

Also bsky devs: "I put my phone in the pool because it was hot"

lil doodle me in a funky outfit, munching on a BIG apple

said big apple larger than fish with a bite in it

got a bag of cosmic crisps for the weekend

how it feels eating them....just so BEEEG

A very cute, but very disgruntled looking tabby cat inside a brown cat backpack.

A picture of a painting of a black and white cat in a wizard costume.

A person holding a large round mothman plushie with a rainbow pride bow tie.

A person holding a small, round mothman plushie

Running a 15% sale on my Etsy to help cover Mr.Pee Pee Man’s vet visit!

This includes painted pet commissions :3c

It is so weird when younger people think that getting older means ceasing social participation

This is also why so many of you fear aging. You think that you will be forced away from life and society

If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!

get on my level my9games.com

I cant stop thinking about this old Tumblr post. As a long time teacher, I can confirm this artwork is still everywhere because we were still using materials that were there when I was a kid. This art style wasn't allowed in my classroom, I've always loathed it haha

My daughter: in the TLC song “No Scrubs,” what do they mean by “scrub”?

Me: Honey this is the one and only pop song in history that opens up with a dictionary and thesaurus entry.

To date I have bought something like six copies of My Time at Sandrock to infect family and friends with my love for it.

fujoshis, fudanshis, himedanshis, himejoshis, we're all gay and friends here

imagine even thinking about using ai when a living breathing master of the craft is putting his knowledge on youtube for free

Given the recent news about the Seven Seas Acquisition:

I want to extend my congratulations to @fakku.net for becoming the new #1 Independent Manga Publisher in the United States!🎉🎉🎉

If you ever want to read a paper for free and can't find it otherwise, email the lead author and politely ask for a copy. You will not be bothering the person. You will in fact make their whole entire day. I have had scientists get so excited I asked they sent me everything they ever published.

timeline cleanse

Sean Connery and Alec Baldwin in their costumes sitting next to each other, Connery's arm on Baldwin's shoulder, inside the Hunt for Red October's tilting submarine interior set

a contender for my favorite behind-the-scenes photo: The Hunt for Red October crew built their submarine set(s) on top of a hydraulic gimbal, 45 ft above the stage floor, capable of tilting 45 degrees to mimic a sub's movements - Sean Connery said it made him seasick. even the gauges inside worked.

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

An old comic panel showing a giant green blob alien in a man’s doorway saying “Earthling, we want you!” To which he replies “oh happy day!”

Oh happy day!

Fuck cancer.

I genuinely think the worst thing the internet did to reading was convince people that finishing books is a competitive sport. You don't need to read 52 books a year. You just need to read. Books you like. At your own pace. And think about them for longer than a TikTok video.

Screenshot of headline: Microsoft gets tired of Microslop, bands the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash

Lmfao this is so fucking sad 😂😂😂

So good to see that McMansionHell is here with us now! 😃

Adjoa Andoh

I'm watching the new series of Bridgerton and I'm reiterating that Adjoa Andoh is my fancast for Granny Weatherwax in a Witches adaptation.