Cubmissive

*searches for sign up sheet frantically*

Oh good, I’m thirsty

Gibs plz

Sunday: time for gettin high, day drinking in the shower, and whippin out wieners.

Now that I have a paycheck again, I can finally pay a professional to make me look pretty!

When you desperately gotta do laundry but still have to got to the office, jock it is!

A man of taste.

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Does anyone else remember Mummies Alive????

Great googly moogly 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Damn I got a lot of back hair

I wanna go there 🥵🥵🥵

Who’s ready to drunkenly make out?

Hot damn 🥵🤤

Oh 😳😳😳

My mom used to be nosy like that. Then she found my tumblr back in its heyday and very, very quickly stopped being nosy lmao

No probs! Last tip, if you’re putting it on your face, make sure most of it’s gone before washing your face or you’ll get glitter burn. And that ain’t fun lol

Where are you putting the glitter? If it’s on your face for makeup, duct tape and peal it off. If it’s for like a beard or other hair, use Elmer’s glue to apply and wash it off. It melts in hot water. (I’ve been a Sister for 13 years and know a lot about glitter lol)

And I’m happy to eat it! 🤤🥵

Abso-fucking-lutely.

I have like so many hands!

Oh well hello 🥵

I’m not just fat. I’m ✨Christmas fat✨

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I mean. I see how you got there. Definitely a hunted, not a hunter.

I have both but one has stronger needs atm :P

Imma replace that toy 🥵

3 AM, high af, playing Lego Horizon Adventure.

Damn. 🤤

In my mouth please?