How different countries hype themselves up at the World Baseball Classic:
Team Canada: wear hockey jerseys
Team Italy: drink espresso
Team DR: dance
Team USA: invite Seal Team 6 member to make speech, the same Seal Team 6 member who also told young men on Twitter they would be his "concubines"
“they’re your elder, you owe them your respect” is such bullshit
no, they’re my elder, so they’ve had longer to become someone *worthy* of respect but have utterly failed to do so
respect (as an authority; we’re not talking basic human decency respect, that’s for everyone) isn’t owed, it’s earned
When we let papa John’s say better ingredients, better pizza, it was the end of truth.
Correction notice from the New York Times reads: “A correction was made on March 13, 2026: An earlier version of this article described incorrectly John F. Kennedy Jr.’s religious affiliation. Mr. Kennedy was a Roman Catholic, not a “WASP” (an epithet used to refer to white Anglo-Saxon Protestants).”
This is one of the funniest corrections I’ve ever read
Today I learned that Cubone's mask is the skull of his dead mother. So there you have it: Pokémon is more fucked up than most horror movies.
Opinion: Bluesky is a dangerous echo chamber because no one wants to hear from me, specifically
it's deeply embarrassing that team usa is treating the wbc like a military operation while every other team is just having a lot of fun
Three years ago today, the Toronto Blue Jays signed infielder Ernie Clement to a minor league contract.
P.S. That worked out really well.
Michael Caine is 93.
On choosing his name:
‘I was in Leicester Square on the phone to my agent who said I had to change my name. I looked around at the cinemas & saw The Caine Mutiny & I loved Bogey so I chose that.
If I looked the other way, it would’ve been Michael 101 Dalmatians.’
Anyone going to the Mountain Music Festival this weekend? #TheSimpsons
CARTOON/BATMAN2.GIF
That's why it's so funny, because that guy was ABSOLUTELY doing the right thing.
"This answer is a key tenet of the movement, I'm very surprised you don't know it."
Idly rewatching OBAA and the Comrade Josh phone call sequence still absolutely delightful
the point at which you hear yourself saying “like, what *is* trafficking” is the moment to pack your bags and quit human society for good
So, um, what exactly are they saying here? Because if it's what it sounds like, it's pretty much contrary to everything I was taught about the American ethos.
nice try but actually i'm so vain that i feel 100% certain this song's withering critique and dismissive, eyerolling tone could not possibly be directed at me. i rock
Another normal thing Steven Seagal does is pretend to be a cop on a reality show and it’s somehow not even hilarious.
“Fuck! I’m dying!” during a press conference. “Fuck! I’m fucking dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh!” Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran
Don't talk to me until after I've eaten my own words
Can’t believe nobody wanted to read the articles nobody bothered to write
This is the most bewildering Hollywood story I've heard in ages. How does Rebel Wilson (!!!!) hold all this power?
Gudas destroying Matthews with a knee on knee hit, and no one on the ice reacting sums up this Leafs season
U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week
U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week
Saw JASON X tonight and was super nostalgic for the day when horror franchises would go into space, not least because a FINAL DESTINATION in space would be an absolute hoot
