Jan 𓃬 Jan

grimacing and shaking my head as i look at all of the e621 art that give tits to the deadlock characters ivy and vyper

i don't like listening to people talk at 2x speed because it makes everybody sound like ben shapiro

when you have pica the world is your golden corral

why do i keep getting those PSAs about teen vaping? i am neither a teen nor the owner of a teen

people wearing sweatpants and light jackets in sub 10° weather: omg! it's sooooooo cold out!

one of the best parts of transitioning was when i could finally start having my own periods. i'd always wanted to pour blue liquid onto tampons

nightmares don't faze me, but those dreams where you take a really satisfying pee are scary as fuck

if infinite monkeys can write the complete works of shakespeare, what would other animals write?

teaching my brother the dance he did in my dreams

i put my pants on like everyone else, by bouncing off a trampoline and sliding into them

what the fuck is a country anyways?

Three light tan colored circular cookies with red colored recessed pits where pomegranate arils shriveled while they were baking sitting on a white plate

entering my baking era with pomegranate lemon shortbread cookies

lord have mercy on those of us living in Illinois that don't care about the bears winning their game tonight

this cookie recipe i'm looking at has you preheat the oven,,, before you freeze the cookie dough for a minimum of 2 hours

i need a day by myself wandering in the woods

touch starved gf touch repulsed gf

i think torrenting is so beautiful, looking at the list of your peers is like touching hands with your class siblings all over the world

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don't mind if i do

i stepped outside for a few minutes at work last night. the empty streets offered a sense of tranquility. my thoughts wandered to places not very far from me, to places half a world away, to the people that called those places home and the miseries forced on them. it was surreal and disquieting

it's hard to put into words the level of gratitude i feel for being on hrt. i wish everyone could have easy access to it at any age, and for whatever reason

i need a tranny version of Parents Just Don't Understand

my tiredness contains multitudes

yo, this fucking sucks

i have depicted you as gallant—a busybody, preoccupied with propriety and civility—and myself as goofus—a being of raw will, unbidden by the agonizing artifice of society—therefore i win

downloading the gay hockey show for my wife because that's what real love is all about; letting your soulmate get hot and bothered due to yoked men on ice fucking each other

gallantcels seething at my goofusmaxxing

good gravy is funny as hell because there's no such thing as gravy that's good

they don't let you dry hump walls anymore

if it were me, i would've just kissed the pig. looked like a real cutey tbh

i did not expect to find out kevin o'leary was a vampire while watching marty supreme, but here we are