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The amount of praise heaped on the live action One Piece is perplexing to me.

DEVASTATING: the girl I’ve been crushing on for months has a weird voice.

Was in the salt mines doing collections today, and I'm malding over the "work" the opener did this morning. Could have been helping out with collections, but he instead decided to draw some anime girl? Good grief. Not my place to snitch, but that's not going to fly when I become manager elsewhere.

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The cunt (complimentary) at the gym I work at said she liked my Roka blue light glasses. Rare moment of me actually taking pride in a compliment.

Page from One Piece where there is a moving walkway, which seems to move on its own, at the world summit, but it’s revealed that slaves are the ones making it move below, with one slave even thinking “someone help me…or at least kill me…”

The revelation that WayMo has people in the Philippines to help guide their cars when they’re in tricky situations makes me think of the moving walkways (like you see at airports) of One Piece.

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What a terrible day to have the ability of visualization.

I bet LeBron James is going to hit a home run in the game today

Don’t be shy about how much money it lost Forbes.

If anyone feels inclined to mirror me, I’m streaming Michelle Obama’s documentary Becoming on Netflix repeatedly in response to Melania’s schlocky documentary. Think of how funny it would be if someone did an article about how many times it was watched.

The Korean government cooked Trump when they gave him a replica crown of the Silla dynasty, a kingdom characterized by it's downfall due to social breakdown via aristocratic fights rampant corruption, and peasant revolts.

Anyone have that four panel comic where Santa’s elves break into his bedroom at the beginning of the Christmas season and force feed him coffee, turning him into a hyper focused military commander?

“Everyone I don’t like is a domestic terrorist!”

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

I think if justice isn’t meted out, there will be a contingent of people with nothing more to lose who will take matters into their own hands. Cornered rats and all that.

I think it could be any number of things. The tumbling house of cards, his failing health forcing him to to confront his mortality, but personally, I like the idea that the dementia has addled his brain enough that he doesn’t even know where he is most of the time.

It’s amazingly performative, isn’t it?

I can't imagine the aneurysm he would have if he learned that, in Japanese kabuki, cis men have played the roles of women for almost 400 years.

“The truth is somewhere in the middle” unless both “sides” are actually the same side 🫠

No longer “if” as of the announcement yesterday.

Note to self: get balloons to fill with piss if ICE comes to my city.

I wish I could say I think ATLA fans would have shown up for a live action adaptation if it was shown to be faithful to the source material in trailers, but with marketing materials saying Toph is being made "more feminine"? well, they're on their own for that one.

Shoot the seasons back to back. Peter Jackson did that with Lord of the Rings.

Kept at Lean Six Sigma, even though it was entirely self-propelled. Almost done with yellow belt.

After three years, it's looking like I'm going to be promoted to MOD, unless they want to fire me over Zoom rather than to my face.

I’m rereading ONE PIECE, and I had forgotten how truly diabolical Marineford is. The day Akainu meets his end will be a day of celebration.