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But nothing could compare to the music it makes when it eats a human.

Of course, Elijah was one of the people who had to be okay with it. She was the only family member with a proper job, and the inheritance of poverty had left them in huge debt.

Standard Training-Dummy Rabbit is thinking about the center of the Earth.

And we don't blame them. For we have realized that endless desire brings despair.

When borrowed, its rate of contraction will double, enhancing the borrower’s vigor and strength.

And the prayer shall inevitably end with the eternal despair of its worshipper.

Now, in your desks, there will be 9mm pistols, all perfectly locked and loaded. What you must do now should be clear.

This magical bullet can truly hit anyone, just like you say.

They call it the ''game of trust''. A game of trust, what an elegant thing to name it.

That’s not all. When I was still a new employee, no one else was willing to enter its Containment Unit, so I was forced to go work with it. It looked even worse than it does now.

Its believers prayed that its sanctity would last forever by binding the tome in human skin.

It was a warm and sunny afternoon when a stranger visited the peaceful forest. He was a traveler, pioneer, and prophet, but at the same time, he was a nobody.

Some employees have said that it is cute when the bird mightily flutters its tiny wings.

This is a recording of the day we must never forget.

Is your house suffering from an outage because you don’t have the money to pay for the power bill? We can change that!

Many wondered how such a large tree could prosper all the way out in the barren Outskirts. The lifeforms who consumed its sap became its nutrients sooner or later. The tree simply reaped from what it sowed.

It was a night veiled in gentle mist. A barefooted child was looking at me. I stopped, because I saw the sadness hanging on his face. He was crying, his dreamy eyes filled with sorrow. I gave him my help.

Don't be surprised when you hear a loud explosion. Like I said, it's precisely 3 minutes. I'm sure a bomb this size will be able to suppress it. The last body it finds will be mine.

The employees put a perch in Punishing Bird’s Containment Unit because it seemed to be bored.

(Further descriptions of this creature have been omitted for brevity’s sake. The rest of the sentences are essentially just saying “It’s so cute!” in various ways.)

My whole team is annihilated. Make sure to remember their faces and their stories.

'Ease yourself, do you not have need of the blessing?'

When Ppodae escaped, it voluntarily returned to its unit after attacking an employee and taking █████ from their corpse.

…The Information Team has lost all available personnel, requesting reinforcements.

A small and confident bird that punishes the evil, guilty, and all sorts of irreverent people.

Don't look away, just keep your eyes on it. Contain it in your sight.

It was a warm and sunny afternoon when a stranger visited the peaceful forest. He was a traveler, pioneer, and prophet, but at the same time, he was a nobody.

You turn on your electric hair clipper...

'Ease yourself, do you not have need of the blessing?'

Alriune, lacking eyes but all-seeing; a human yearned to be a doll. Bearing the hope to return to dust, it shall go back to the grave with all that desires to live.